Alberto is okay with a woman joining the show. Steve wants a meeting with the Surgeon General. Eddie would want a female photographer for his sexy photo shoot. Will is out sick today. Plus we talk with model Lexi Layne.

Alberto once saw a neighbor in her underwear. Steve thinks it's okay to trim you neighbor's bush. Eddie fantasies involve winning the lottery. Will claims me have milk glands. Plus we play the song Necophililiacs by My Hearts End.

Alberto doesn't promote the show because he's embarrassed. Steve thinks there's nothing wrong with sniffing women in public. Eddie would do anything for love, but he won't do that. Plus we play the song "First of the Last" by Timm Saxton & The Room.

Alberto shares a story of fraternity warfare. Steve records a special happy birthday song for a listener. Eddie would tell his girlfriend to leave him and Jessica Alba alone. Will's mom watches the show on Facebook. Plus we play music from Rhythm Rockers.

Alberto explains horse blinders. Steve wants to do it with Jason's mother. Eddie wants to be married again. Will is developing feelings for a cam girl. No guest today but we play the song "Wait" by former guest Avangelin.

Alberto is tired of hearing about trophies. Steve is willing to drive to Pennsylvania to pick up a listener. Eddie's first wet dream was in black and white. Will explains how to pay cam girls. Plus we talk with model Emily Brookes.

Alberto is tired of hearing about trophies. Steve is willing to drive to Pennsylvania to pick up a listener. Eddie's first wet dream was in black and white. Will explains how to pay a cam girl. Plus we talk with model Emily Brookes.

Alberto brings down the show talking about the Taco Bell chihuahua. Steve believes you should go dutch on a date. Eddie would be ashamed of his actions at his bachelor party. Will would break up with his sugar momma if she has a bad personality. Plus we talk with model Lucy Tomanova.

Alberto past driving skills are called into question again. Steve is very greedy when it comes to internet porn. Eddie used an expensive camcorder to record his sex tapes. Will has no money to go to Vegas. Plus we talk with model/author Rose Marie Machario.

Alberto accuses Eddie of betting on youth baseball. Steve is not amused by Bette Midler's tweets. Eddie has his limits on what he would do for a Disneyland pass. Will learns about the anatomy of cockroaches. Plus we talk with Roger Arreola about his upcoming podcast "Bookie Camp".