Alberto suffers a leg cramp during the show. Steve learns something new about a portrait of George Washington. Eddie is okay with men thinking about his girlfriend. Will was too tired to attend the show. Plus we talk with Cheech impersonator Alejandro V. Abundius.

Alberto wants Steve to answer his phone. Steve doesn't believe he's the only one that takes pictures of women without their knowledge. Eddie would double date with Will if Will got a girlfriend. Will saw a man ejaculate four times in a row. Plus we have many guests Skype in to wish Steve a happy birthday.

Alberto shares details about past comments about the show. Steve reads a poem during our new Pussy Poetry. Eddie warms up and gets chatty with our guest. Will claims Steve cannot make him cry. Plus we talk with model Sezzy Sez and play a song by Lexi Layne.

Alberto is okay with a woman joining the show. Steve wants a meeting with the Surgeon General. Eddie would want a female photographer for his sexy photo shoot. Will is out sick today. Plus we talk with model Lexi Layne.

Alberto once saw a neighbor in her underwear. Steve thinks it's okay to trim you neighbor's bush. Eddie fantasies involve winning the lottery. Will claims me have milk glands. Plus we play the song Necophililiacs by My Hearts End.

Alberto doesn't promote the show because he's embarrassed. Steve thinks there's nothing wrong with sniffing women in public. Eddie would do anything for love, but he won't do that. Plus we play the song "First of the Last" by Timm Saxton & The Room.

Alberto shares a story of fraternity warfare. Steve records a special happy birthday song for a listener. Eddie would tell his girlfriend to leave him and Jessica Alba alone. Will's mom watches the show on Facebook. Plus we play music from Rhythm Rockers.

Alberto explains horse blinders. Steve wants to do it with Jason's mother. Eddie wants to be married again. Will is developing feelings for a cam girl. No guest today but we play the song "Wait" by former guest Avangelin.

Alberto is tired of hearing about trophies. Steve is willing to drive to Pennsylvania to pick up a listener. Eddie's first wet dream was in black and white. Will explains how to pay cam girls. Plus we talk with model Emily Brookes.

Alberto is tired of hearing about trophies. Steve is willing to drive to Pennsylvania to pick up a listener. Eddie's first wet dream was in black and white. Will explains how to pay a cam girl. Plus we talk with model Emily Brookes.