Alberto hasn't gotten any texts from Nick regarding the NFL Pickem Challenge. Steve somehow got us kicked off Facebook again. Eddie recounts his wild honeymoon night in Vegas. Will is at home sleeping. Also, we play the song Long Time Ago by The Cornfed Project.

Alberto is rude to the manager of our guest. Steve comes up with a new type of beer. Eddie is going to wear the product of our new sponsor next show. Will would have no problem being with a hermaphrodite. Plus we talk with model Allyson Adams and play a song by 390.

Alberto suffers a leg cramp during the show. Steve learns something new about a portrait of George Washington. Eddie is okay with men thinking about his girlfriend. Will was too tired to attend the show. Plus we talk with Cheech impersonator Alejandro V. Abundius.

Alberto wants Steve to answer his phone. Steve doesn't believe he's the only one that takes pictures of women without their knowledge. Eddie would double date with Will if Will got a girlfriend. Will saw a man ejaculate four times in a row. Plus we have many guests Skype in to wish Steve a happy birthday.

Alberto shares details about past comments about the show. Steve reads a poem during our new Pussy Poetry. Eddie warms up and gets chatty with our guest. Will claims Steve cannot make him cry. Plus we talk with model Sezzy Sez and play a song by Lexi Layne.

Alberto is okay with a woman joining the show. Steve wants a meeting with the Surgeon General. Eddie would want a female photographer for his sexy photo shoot. Will is out sick today. Plus we talk with model Lexi Layne.

Alberto once saw a neighbor in her underwear. Steve thinks it's okay to trim you neighbor's bush. Eddie fantasies involve winning the lottery. Will claims me have milk glands. Plus we play the song Necophililiacs by My Hearts End.

Alberto doesn't promote the show because he's embarrassed. Steve thinks there's nothing wrong with sniffing women in public. Eddie would do anything for love, but he won't do that. Plus we play the song "First of the Last" by Timm Saxton & The Room.

Alberto shares a story of fraternity warfare. Steve records a special happy birthday song for a listener. Eddie would tell his girlfriend to leave him and Jessica Alba alone. Will's mom watches the show on Facebook. Plus we play music from Rhythm Rockers.

Alberto explains horse blinders. Steve wants to do it with Jason's mother. Eddie wants to be married again. Will is developing feelings for a cam girl. No guest today but we play the song "Wait" by former guest Avangelin.