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s01e09 "DNR"

regional disaster bulletins from the Fox News Triangle / Bronner, MD / DNR radio drama / frank / defending yourself in court / profound interracial homoeroticism / detached autonomous medieval penises / john henry foreman

early 2000s digital blackface -- never forget.

s01e08 "Poison"

getting high on printer toner / lizard-faced protagonist physiognomies / a female fisher king / hwaet! / alf busdriver vs. union busdriver / immigrant corn poison panic / the official sports coach high school teacher ranking / fresno helicopter mosquito police / future employers of america 

sontag score: 6.4/10 seepages

s01e07 "Fidelity"

how dare you cheat on caveman spongebob / new House Smart Guy Trait /  an angelic approximation of human speech / how to make women not have sex with you / antfarm theory / women are anthropods / a nu metric / kristeva jumpscare / david shore is a fucking criminal / some other tv shows we’ve heard of

Sontag score: 8.3/10 cancers

s01e06 "The Socratic Method"

reducing the deficit to combat inflation / dry reuben with no pickles / paranoia keeps you limber / crisis hiccups / functionally identical to just being a dick / death and life in new jersey / confusing brunettes / anti-mom messaging / thank you mr grigorian / the bathroom wars to come / drunkphobia / tiktok poems for the dead

S01E05 "Damned if You Do"

we are so back / nu host who dis! / we forgot what channel it was on / 24-hour-count-down culture / mormon nuns / fascist duels / male separatism / a wet and cold balance of humors / ray romano cosmology / australians can't read the bible