The vampyr returns for one last spookarama.

Paul and Ste watch the 1979 Tobe Hooper TV movie masterpiece Sally's L, based on the book by Little Stevie King.

ALSO - Xmas work party! home by twenty to twelve! good chat! cigs for christ! aaron sorkin is a bit dodgy! not alt-right but not alright either! jennifer tilly! voices rattling around! vampire familiars are pathetic losers! the cambiasso of salem’s lot! james mason! tobe hooper's dishwater gargle voice!

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NEXT EP - The Long Good Friday

Paul and Ste welcome another Ste - Paul's brother - onto the pod. Ste chooses the Swayze classic Road House for them to chat about.

ALSO - Swayze is incredible! Road House is a Western! Ben Gazzara! Running for a train! Margaret Mead didn't do anything with gorillas! Ste's London Bits and Information travel special! Winchester Market! Gorillas In The Mist!

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NEXT EP - Salem's Lot (the vampyr returns for one last bite)

Paul and Ste wave bye bye to the vampyr by watching Dracula, the Hammer Horror classic from 1958.

ALSO - Peter Cushing is cool af! Paul's air fryer is going well! Ste changing rooms! Terence Fisher got a raw deal! Dracula is still pretty spooky! The dentist! Bag of teeth!

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NEXT EP - Road House with guest Ste (another one)

Paul and Ste welcome Matt back onto the pod to talk about the 1980s vampire Tony Scott thing The Hunger.

ALSO - tamarind! Maya's foods of childhood past! Indian donut syrup! Hockey! Tyler Myers! Classic CEJ! Ste's London Bits and Information! Un-released stuff! Matt's choice cuts!

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NEXT EP - Dracula (End of Vampyr Season)

Paul and Ste watch George A. Romero's Martin, one of the greatest vampire movies ever made.

Almost no-one has seen it - the movie has been semi-lost for years, and was just released on Blu-Ray in the UK. Also some #lad uploaded it to YouTube so you can watch it there.

ALSO - imaginary smoking! scraps! Ste's London Bits and Information! Savini is '70s Man! Pittsburgh! Candyfloss! Immigrants! Stath Lets Flats!

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NEXT EP - The Hunger

Paul and Ste welcome the spookiest day of the year with K Bigelow's amazing Near Dark.

ALSO - Paul got an air fryer! Ste on half-term! Bow! Upstairs! Lance Henriksen bringing the Jagger energy! Movies as music videos!

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NEXT EP - more vampire movies, spooky time never ends

Spooktober continues with the beautiful, aching, gruesome, tender, depressing Let The Right One In.

ALSO - Kathy Burke is a comedy genius but her podcast is overproduced garbage! Synapses! Ste's London Bits and Information! Thank you goths! Columbo basement!

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NEXT EP - Near Dark

paul and ste watch BLACULA and it's really really great.

we're doing vampire movies for a bit

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NEXT EP - Let The Right One In (the swedish one)

Paul and Ste take another trip with The Sandman.

ALSO - the chunky ones! bewilderment! b12 shot! gastronomic ballast! dr. strange in a wetherspoons! not steely dan!

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NEXT EP - SPOOKTOBER BEGINS with BLACULA

Paul and Ste watch Martin Scorsese's 90s-as-heck Bringing Out The Dead. They also talk about The Batman, which is equal parts good and absolutely awful.

We recorded this at the start of September so there is some summer chat. And it's now October, so we apologise in advance.

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NEXT EP - The Waterboy