Paul and Ste love T2: JD and so do you.

Rate us five stars on spotify and it'll all work out in the end

NEXT EP - Bringing Out The Dead

Paul and Ste love The Terminator and so do you.

rate us 5 stars on spotify and thanks

NEXT EP - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Paul and Ste love The Running Man and think it is high-time the flim got the respect it deserves.

ALSO - conspiracy theorists enjoy the moment! Peppa Pig! Children's literary zeitgeist! Geordie comedown! Talking about aliens and that! The secrets of the universe! Oppenheimer review from Ste!
Step off the Imax dais, Chris Nolan! Cillian Murphy is excellent + maybe jetlagged! Konbini! Modern-day music in period shows like peaky blinders is embarrassing! Mic Fleetwood! Dweezil Zappa! 80s synths! Stay your sugar hand! Richard Dawson is amazing as Killian!

give us 5 stars on spotify and thanks to you yeah bye for now

NEXT EP - The Terminator (Arnie season)

Paul and Ste love Last Action Hero and so should you. It's a movie that passes the test of time, was way ahead of its time, and was unfairly dismissed on release.

ALSO - Bernard Manning! Parker pens! Brain! Golden Bits! Tom Arnold! Sharon Stone! Walking across London! Arnold Schwarzenegger is an amazing actor and we must save him from the nerds on the internet that enjoy him ironically!

please rate us 5 stars on spotify and then we'll be billionaires like the guy from Amazon who bought the moon or whatever

NEXT EP - The Running Man (Arnie season continues)

Paul and Ste love The X-Files and you do too. Duchovny and Anderson are beautiful and wonderful.

ALSO - Jean-Luc Godard! Mother! Jesse The Body Ventura! Tooms! Mitch Pileggi topless! Overcoats! Spooky! Shep Gordon again! British Columbia! Shane Warne!

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NEXT EP - Last Action Hero (Arnie season begins)

Paul and Ste talk about EEAAO which is very enjoyable to type. EEAAO is a significant movie just like S-M: ATS-V is. an instant classic about immigrant culture and family and it's a bit like big trouble in little china type energy, it's amazing.

ALSO - emo! used car salesman! heat numbers! soft play! sniper! predator is the hardest fictional creature! alice! herbert!

rate us 5* on spotify and you'll have done your nation a great service, actually the planet

NEXT EP - maybe x files season one or something else

Paul and Ste talk about S-M: ATS-V, the sometime-mindbending sequel to S-M whatever. It's terrifyingly good fam/reader, it's a cinema movie.

ALSO - between 11.30 and 12.30 there is a minute of big Breaking Bad spoilers but everyone has seen it right? even people who can't work a smart tv have managed to find bb on netflix.

NEXT EP - don't know yet, probably a movie maybe some X-Files bye

no not bye - if you give us 5 stars on spotify you'll help us exist on the internet, or something. bye for real now.

Paul and Ste watch DDA and remember how amazing it is, and realise it's also depressingly-relevant to our present day.

ALSO - giving blood! Deadwood! Pollen! Grease factory! Cat scratch! DDA is a Western! Fraying at the edges! Juicy arm!

Rate us 5* on Spotify and we'll be your best friend

NEXT EP - Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse

Paul and Ste generate content out of their own brains. no cultural artifacts were under analysis.

ALSO - blood tests! half-marathon! blade 2! lazy heart! better call saul enjoyment! m scorsese! succession! cardboard! power battles!

next ep - dog day afternoon all-time classic and probably more relevant now than in the seventies it's terrifyingly good

Paul and Ste watch Rutger Hauer in the 1992 low-buck genre delight Split Second.

ALSO - Pete Postlethwaite! Dirk Kuyt! Ste is selling books! Mike Reid! Paul Schrader! Ste's dad + fire + stella artois! Tinted eyeglasses! Werner Herzog again! David Bowie eating red peppers and drinking milk!

NEXT EP - just chatting