Can you have too much soil? Vicky and Karin don't think so, and make big plans for Karin's front garden as a make shift community composting centre, using their new -found app MakeSoil. A lockable dalik and shredder will rub shoulders with the trees Christmas that Karin has already collected from her neighbours.

Dreams also feature, with King Charles making a surprise visit, and Vicky resisting joining the fungi club.

As always, thanks to Alex Kizenkov for intro music.