As February draws to a close, Dan and Maureen keeps falling over. Maureen is getting out of Dodge. Dan is slightly falling to pieces. Maureen has a plan! Dan has less of a plan, but is excited that Maureen has one. So far, so typical. And then there’s the news: Trump dodges problems, DeSantis burns everything in his path—just scumbaggery all around. Again, we’ve been here.

But then we get something very special, SaysWhovia. This week, Joe Biden took a magical trip—and someone is very excited to hear about it. Very excited. Far too excited.

Get out your tickets, SaysWhovia. We’re going for a ride! Toot toot!

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