Rabbit, rabbit! I spy "Rita's a COVID Party Cheater" on the cover of The Sun — what is she up to now?!? People's Sexist Man Alive Michael B. Jordan spotted heading home for the holidays with... Lori Harvey. Matt Perry gets engaged (to Molly Hurwitz), Nick Kroll gets married (to Lily Kwong) and Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross go to Applebee's for date night. Plus, 71 year old Patrick Duffy finds love via group text with an actress named Linda and people think Basketball Wives' Malaysia Pargo is Jill Scott (and many other people, too?)

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