Happy...Premiere Week of America's Next Top Model? It's practically a national holiday now that our girl Rita's hosting. More on that before tonight's flagship episode. Plus: the new Bachelor contestants (and their strange obsession with The Little Mermaid), a whole slew of new Who couples (Whoples?), a brand new Who baby (Whoby?), the brand new Spider-Man trailer featuring Zendaya (and Some British Guy) and Lindsey sends a very important LinkedIn request.