MAMA NEVER TOLD US!

If you are like Lisa, Jen, and Amy right now, you may also be finding yourselves looking around and wondering if you are dreaming or if you woke up inside a Hollywood film!  The Sisters regroup after Lisa's surgery and find themselves in an entirely different world than just two weeks prior!! They discuss the Coronavirus outbreak on global and personal levels. Hear how Lisa's surgery went, starting with her and Amy's pre-op, stoned as f#ck, pee in your pants, candy making debacle!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus
Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html

Guess what, darling c#ntnuggets?!  Amy got totally "tanked" and she tells Lisa and Jen the whole story!!  Then the Scott Sisters try to tackle an age old conundrum...what men just do not understand about women!!! There's nothing sexier than men who get us!! Can we get an AMEN, ladies?!?!***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus
Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a 
Podcast Promo: The Amazing World of Talkin' Shiz at https://twitter.com/talkin_shiz

Greetings from House Scott!! Hear the jaunty AND catchy little ditty created by our very own Lisa Scott called Dispensary Corner!!!  Is this the start of a brand new forthcoming segment?? Or are edibles to blame?? Then the sisters discuss their own points of view regarding having children, parenting said children as they become adults, and Amy's favorite...childless bliss!!!
***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus
Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a 
Special Mention: Grief Burrito Podcast at https://linktr.ee/GriefBurrito
Podcast Promo: Book of Lies Podcast at BookofLiesPodcast.com

A spy who knew how to make an exit, a pregnant sea captain who saved the day, and Nazi spanking witches are just a few of the ferociously cool females discussed in this episode out just in time for Women's History Month.  After a long-awaited return of "What the F#ck?!" where superhero  P.R.A.M. (Purposeful Rudeness Awareness Maker) makes an appearance, Lisa, Jen, and Amy talk about some of the many kick ass, tough as f#ck, unstoppable, in your face women from all over the world!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus
Links for this episode: museumhack.com/general/badass-bitches/
SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a 

In this episode the Scott Sisters welcome their very first guest host!!!  None other than Twitch sensation Dagonmar!!  Dagon...as we like to call him ;)...discusses life as a member of the LGBTQIA+ community and tells his own personal stories of ignorance AND acceptance.  And hear how Dagon hilariously turns the table on the ladies by testing their knowledge of the special lingo used in the gay community!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus
Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a 
Guest Appearance: DAGONMAR at http://twitch.tv/dagonmar 
Podcast Promo: Unpredictably Us @UnpredictablyUs

You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"  Well, do ya, cuntnuggets?! Because you should!  This episode covers some of those good-bad movies we all hate to love!! You'll discover why the Scott Sisters never became actresses as they quote lines from their favorite crappy movies while the other sisters try to guess what movie it is in the never before (possibly never again) played game "Quote This, Bitch" (Trademark damnit!!) ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus
Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Special mention: DAGONMAR at http://twitch.tv/dagonmar
Podcast Promo: MOUSE AND WEENS PODCAST at http://www.mouseandweens.com

Neglecting to listen to this episode will make fingers grow from your ears and you'll have to carry your ass on your head for the rest of your days!  Okay, that might not happen but you don't want to miss this one!!  Lisa, Jen, and Amy discuss old wives' tales and superstitions about sex, health, death, and more!! Why should astronauts never eat lettuce?  Should umbrellas be banned? Is laughing really the best medicine or a death wish?***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a

This is the perfect episode to cheer you up if you too are struggling with the untimely demise (he was only 104 after all) of Mr. Peanut R.I.P.  The Scott sisters discuss their lives through their 20's, 30.s, 40's, which decade is their favorite so far, and what lies beyond!!  Who will end up on a beach ignoring her sisters, who will be living like a hobbit, and who will come to be known as the illustrious Mrs. Depp!?!***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a

Gardyloo C#ntnuggets!!  Are Lisa and Amy actually the same person?! Is Jen really as innocent as she says?! What exactly is a steamed vagina?! Answers to these questions and so much more await you in this week's episode!  Hear their stories as well as other hysterically evil tales of sibling rivalries, torture, and losing wind!!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
Special Mention: MAESOA at twitch.tv/Maesoa

The Scott Sisters take on the stigma of enjoying a "guilty" pleasure and they say "piss off" to that!!!  So grab that carton of ice cream, crack open your favorite jug of sumfin-sumfin ;) let your gummy bears skinny dip in Absinthe, and join the movement!!!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a