MAMA NEVER TOLD US!

***This episode covers safety for women which may act as a trigger for some listeners***In Episode 8, Lisa tests her sisters' knowledge of safe and precautionary practices as women in today's world. In each scenario, you will hear ways you can prepare, protect, and defend yourself! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a and for resources for women's safety: https://www.yourlocalsecurity.com/resources/security-safety-for-women

On their last episode of 2019, Lisa, Jen, and Amy discuss this magical time of the year when we all bullsh#t ourselves that we are going to be better people in the next 365 days!! Grab your champagne (or charge up your nanobot), and laugh your way into 2020 with the Scott Sisters as they take on this New Year tradition as only they can..like gardy-loo shouting c#ntnuggets!!! ***Let us know what you think and share your stories! We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
https://daringtolivefully.com/new-years-resolutions-alternatives

Yuletide tales of a sister's mission to expose Santa for what he really is, Christmas cadavers, and carefully choreographed gift espionage...Grab some generously spiked cocoa and join Lisa, Jen, and Amy, in a Holiday special unlike any other!!  The sisters, seemingly possessed by the Ghost of Scott Christmas Past, take a comically sentimental meander down memory lane!! ***Let us know what you think and share your stories! We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a

After an especially vile and gag-worthy "What The F#$k?!", the Scott Sisters prove there is nothing they won't divulge or expose about themselves for their listeners!! They discuss all the ways their bodies have betrayed, embarrassed, and forsaken them as they have gotten older (with the help of Zombie Cells of course)!! All are invited to commiserate with them, laugh along with them (or at them), or maybe just find out what you have to look forward to!! ***Let us know what you think and share your stories! We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a

In this episode, the long-awaited, highly acclaimed (just humor us here please) segment "What The F#$k" starring Lisa, premieres!!  Mrs. Cassidy, Mrs. Manilow, and Mrs. Gibb also discuss growing up in the 70's and 80's!!  Even if you are too young to reminisce along, you'll love their stories of a magical time of living on the edge with no seat belts, dangerous street games involving rusty aluminum cans, all the cigarettes you could ever want, leopard onesies, and more!!!***Let us know what you think and share your stories! We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a 

Straight from a comforter-pillow-fort-studio thingy near you (we think), Lisa a.k.a. "The Stoner", Jen a.k.a. "The Procrastinator", and Amy a.k.a. "The OVER-analyzer" talk about all the things we wish we could tell our teenage self!  Ah...if only!  By the way, if anyone knows where one could find a crotch-less superhero costume, LET US KNOW!! ***Disclaimer - The audio is a work in process, but we promise we are working on it!*** We are soooo close!  Let us know what you think and share your stories! We can be reached by EMAIL at [email protected], and on all our social media accounts listed at https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a
https://www.name-generator.org.uk/hero/  https://brainfall.com/quizzes/whats-your-superhero-name/result/o0w5n9/

An episode everyone can relate to!  The three sisters share their rudest (and weirdest) encounters!  But have no fear...Lisa's Superhero Alter Ego P.R.A.M. is coming to the rescue!!!  And as Zen Master Amy tries to convince her pissed off sisters that all you need is love, Menopausal Jen is on fire (literally)!! Best get off the road if she's a-coming!!!  ***Disclaimer - The audio is a work in process, but we promise we are working on it!***Let us know what you think and share your stories! We can be reached on TWITTER:@MamaNeverToldU1  on INSTAGRAM at instagram.com/mama_never_told_us/
by EMAIL at [email protected], and on our WEBSITE at mamanevertoldus.buzzsprout.com  Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a

Get to know the sisters! Our very own in-house crime novelist, Lisa, interrogates Jen and Amy with her homemade questionnaire! Then, the ladies cover everyone's worst nightmare since adolescence...becoming their parents!  Is there hope for any of us?? ***Disclaimer - The audio is a work in process, but we promise we are working on it!***Let us know what you think and share your stories! We can be reached on TWITTER:@MamaNeverToldU1  on INSTAGRAM at instagram.com/mama_never_told_us/
by EMAIL at [email protected], and on our WEBSITE at mamanevertoldus.buzzsprout.com  Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at  https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a