First, Brent, Eliot and H. Alan wonder if saying "fag" automatically makes a straight person homophobic, as actor Lakeith Stanfield did while "rapping in character" (ugh) in a now-deleted Instagram video. Then, renaissance woman Mamrie Hart (and her beloved lap dog Beanz) talk BDE: Big Dick Energy, a specific type of confidence made famous by Ariana Grande's future ex-husband Pete Davidson. Is BDE real, and who has it: Obama? Rihanna? ...BEANZ? And finally, the guys talk about air conditioning, which dictates Eliot's life so much that he's even refused a FREE trip to Israel with H. Alan. It may be The Promised Land, but without central air, how great can it really be?

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