Art Bell welcomes author and former 911 dispatcher Leland Gregory to share recordings from his CD "Wacky 911" and stories from his book "What's the Number for 911?" Gregory, a former writer for Saturday Night Live and co-author of the bestseller "America's Dumbest Criminals," spent years cultivating an underground network of dispatchers who traded their most memorable calls. The recordings range from absurd to touching. A man stuck in a pool pump for three hours requires an industrial lubricant… Full show notes & guests: https://artbellarchive.org/episode/march-29-2001-wacky-911-calls-leland-gregory