We had an amazing and heartwarming story to share. All was great until it went sideways and everyone started arguing about manicures. Now what do we do?

Marcus is shocked to see business women walking the streets of San Francisco smoking like it's no big deal... but it isn't a big deal anymore, is it? On a related note, he is seriously considering setting up his daughter to sell girl scout cookies outside a dispensary.

Sandy spent the weekend at her parents house recovering from her knee surgery. It brought back a ton of memories, and triggered a lot of food related issues. I didn't know pizza was a perfect after surgery dinner...

Sandy got booked at a comedy club in LA! Cool! Well, actually it's not...it's a big F U as far as we are concerned. Plus, Marcus hears some savage stories from a little old lady that even made him blush.

Sandy hates a number of catch phrases that Marcus uses...Marcus is legit hurt! Plus, can you reply to a text message 3 months after you received it?

Marcus' wife gets asked something way too often, and everyone means well, but it's very awkward and irritating.

About ten years ago Marcus had a stalker that would send him thousands of photos of her... well, it was close up and, yea. Plus, Jason joked about going to the gym once, and now Marcus is obsessed with getting swole.

Sandy is thinking about getting a nose job? Where did this come from? I mean, you know everything on Instagram is fake, right? Plus, Marcus' daughter is stepping up the physical abuse of her father. Should we be worried?

Marcus can't understand why Jason is so triggered today. Being an adult is tough! Plus, Marcus made 17K a year when he was a kid and he was so stoked!

Sandy wants Marcus to go full troll so he can release all his anger and tell people how bad their grammar is. Jason thinks Sandy should pay for it, and he has a list of reasons why it's a fool proof plan. That, plus so much more!