Sandy talks about her absolute love of Hooters, and Jason craps all over it. Plus, this somehow leads to Marcus talking about dark yet hilarious memories from his strip club days.

Marcus has porn on his phone and a) his daughter almost saw it, and b) it's somehow Jason's fault. OK. Also, Jason is a failure at life again... he forgot it's Mother's Day this weekend.

Kylie Jenner's over share on Instagram sets off a debate about how much is too much. Telling your baby daddy to F you... too much? Getting emotional about something you are passionate about though?

Sandy had an adult film fail recently. It involves an iPhone, her car, and some real loud noises. Meanwhile Marcus is dealing with his mother being in town and it's slowly driving him nuts.

Marcus' mother thinks we all just become more of ourselves the older we get. Frighting! We hate ourselves! Also, the proper way to deal with haters and trolls.

Sandy is thinking about becoming a sister wife. Wait...what!? This "savage" Facebook group she has joined dedicated to her favorite TV show isn't helping... or is it?

Marcus is trippin cause Sandy is going on a road trip all by herself... dude chill she travels alone all the time! Also, is it creepy Marcus is now BFF's with the deputy that gave him a speeding ticket last month?

Is Sandy judging Jason for "stealing" food from hotels? He has a damn family to feed! Also, Marcus is triggered by these new laws in Utah.

Sandy wants to be buried under a tree in a take out food container, Marcus wants to go on the cheap, and Jason wants people crying in the streets. Plus, Marcus is mad about being Mexican, but looking white.

Sandy had an awkward encounter with her therapist in the restroom, which somehow gets us on to making fun of Marcus for pulling a "do you know who I am?" moment with the deputy that pulled him over a while ago. Not really, but it was fun to tease him.