Sandy is a little jealous Marcus and Jason are in a relationship, but the guys explain it's not always a happy 50's TV show everyday. Plus, Jason reveals that almost but not really gay experience that one time.

We weigh on the totally legal thing underage kids are buying at the grocery store to get loaded, which leads us of course of our own stories of drinking, gambling, and shenanigans. Plus, Sandy reveals her aura reading results... umm, your vajayjay has its own reading? Cool!

Back to basics on today's episode: Panic attacks when the public toilet won't flush, and what to do with a man who is too small...down there.

Marcus' yogi Amber joins us to discuss Marcus and his yoga journey. Marcus reveals he is afraid of goats, Jason and Sandy are loving the heart stone, and Marcus finds his soul mate through Oracle cards.

Marcus was frying wings at his Super Bowl party and it was turning people on. Right in front of his wife though? Dang lady! Also, Jason once again ruining the show?

Jason's kid bit someone yesterday, and he is freaked the F out. Sandy diagnoses him with catastrophize-fever. ??? Yes, that's a real word. Plus, Marcus really wishes he knew karate so he could have thrown down at recess 30 years ago.

Everyone discusses their weed use now vs then ...but Jason is a super uptight square and killing our buzz. Then, Marcus teaches us how to vape on a plane. It may involve sticking your head somewhere a little nasty... but it's worth it?

Both Marcus and Sandy faced big moral dilemmas recently. Marcus had to bail on his long time friend so he could sit 5th row SJ Sharks, and Sandy is being honored as "Ms. Milpitas" (LOL), but really wanted to go to Los Angeles instead.

Sandy is back in studio after being out sick, and she's sooo excited about the possibility of having to move again. Later, Jason has an absolute break down over his son's upcoming birthday party. Marcus thinks he can save the day with some folding chairs. This and more on today's episode!

Back with a new podcast for 2019! We talk about what we got for Christmas, how Sandy's parents are keeping her cooking for one, and how Marcus' wife might think he is a little too big.