Marcus is out today, on vaca in Hawaii. Jerk! J/K Sandy and Jason are holding it down on today's show talking about Christmas plans, the joys and annoyances of cruising like a senior citizen, if online dating is going to be effective in 2019, and Jason feeling like a failure in the Target parking lot.

A cautionary tale today of what happens when you drink and play video games at the same time. ...although Marcus may be able to handle it since he's an advanced drinker. Sandy and Jason on the other hand, not so much.

If we got caught up, how would we survive in prison? Serious but silly question...and we all have a plan! Plus, Marcus and Jason are addicted to Red Dead Redemption 2, but Marcus is having major horse problems.

Today we talk about shocking stuff parents have found on their kids phones, and how freaking scary it is raising kids. We tell stories of all the bad things we did growing up, which makes us even more freaked out about our own kids.

It's already time for Christmas! Marcus gives out fatherly advice on how to survive the holidays with a baby.

The team goes over their Thanksgiving holiday plans. Marcus is so excited to be a chef super star, Sandy is going far away to Arizona to find herself, and Jason is very angry at the entire holiday in general.

We say hello to the show's new executive producer Jason, and learn about how he and Sandy used to date. How the heck are they going to work together!? Later we discuss awkward hook ups, talking during sex, and when to cut a friend loose.

Marcus talks about feeling guilty for not responding to every birthday message on FB; Sandy reflects on her 3-year anniversary of her knee surgery and her next crazy fitness goal. And.....dirty massage parlors. You're welcome!

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Marcus and Sandy talk about the quickest way to get a guy to call you back… We have a guest on this episode, our coworker Josser. He helps us clear some things up in the relationship world. Sandy is dealing with someone who is an awful texter and she wants to know if this normal behavior. This episode is really explicit FYI, here’s your warning.