Tickets for our iHeart Radio Music Festival are on sale NOW! Go to iheartradio.com/tickets for more details… The LINEUP THOUGH, amazing! Sandy talks about when she went to the #iHeartFestival last year and how she got to interview festival goers off the street! Marcus went to a concert last night and only got 4 hours of sleep but did surprisingly well on air today… Sandy is going to a dueling piano show Saturday night in SF; she’s been obsessed with them since visiting Nashville. Marcus thinks Sandy describes him using the worst adjectives ever! Then they argue…

There's an actor in LA who says he can't get work because his "johnson" is too big. Marcus talks about his own, and Sandy remembers "D**ks of Christmas past."

Dildos and Condoms are ruining the environment… Sandy mentions how she signed up for a 75 mile bike ride this weekend and she hasn’t rode her bike in 2 months; it might be a bad idea. Marcus is convinced his Abuela made him fat or as he would say ‘husky’. If you won 35 million dollars, but your life partner goes to jail, and the only way to get them out is to spend 34 of the 35 million dollars, would you bail them out or leave them in jail?

Marcus finds out that HE'S someone's celebrity crush, plus he geeks-out over Bay Area home prices on Zillow! Sandy talks about her late-birthday plans with her parents....which include a photo shoot at an alpaca farm, and a casino. Because of COURSE!

On today’s podcast we talk about a woman who copied and pasted another person’s linked in profile and actually got four different good paying jobs because of it! Sandy went to Nashville for her birthday, she had a goal to hook up with a cowboy but this happened instead… We also talk about Marcus and Producer Jenna sending Sandy a birthday amenity while Sandy was in Nashville for her birthday this past weekend. Marcus called the hotel and had the woman who worked in amenities write the most inappropriate card, we recorded the entire call. It’s the Best. Call. Ever.

Memorial Day weekend is here and Sandy is heading out of town on a mini vacation to Nashville for her BIRTHDAY (Sat May 26th)! She talks about her plans while in Nashville and how the only two people she knew out there can't hangout! Marcus talks about 'unsolicited' third base and how that is the way to a man's heart, agree? He tells a story about meeting a random couple and telling the man’s girlfriend that she should be heading to third base at least once a quarter.

Marcus went to Vegas over the weekend and enjoyed it a little TOO much....to the point where he got yelled at and almost thrown out! Also, Sandy had a girl's weekend and COMPLETELY stopped caring about her weight-loss plan. And.....a woman who failed a drug test by microwaving her own piss. Yeah, you read that correctly.

WARNING: ADULT LANGUAGE- Marcus went to Vegas over the weekend and enjoyed it a little TOO much....to the point where he got yelled at and almost thrown out! Also, Sandy had a girl's weekend and COMPLETELY stopped caring about her weight-loss plan. And.....a woman who failed a drug test and caused a hazmat situation at a convenience store when her microwaved pee exploded. Yeah, you read that correctly.

'Hot as balls' is now an official temperature. Sandy is going on a girl's trip this weekend, and the text exchange between her and her friend is ridiculously boring but they are both so excited to go! Marcus is heading to Vegas with his wife today for the first time in a decade! Marcus had an interpersonal situation with a stranger a few days ago and needs your opinion.

We talk unfriending dead people on Facebook. Sandy has a crush on this guy at her gym and he thinks she’s “cute” but he is apparently too shy to do anything about it. Marcus is currently pissed off at his daughter because she is such a picky eater. People with kids, do you deal with this?