Marcus tells a great viral story about a lunch thief getting caught! Sandy doesn’t understand why everyone else seems to win the lotto except for her. Sandy’s having a change of heart about a friendship. She had gone on a trip with her to Hawaii and it was awful, but now two years later Sandy is thinking about reaching out to her. Sandy wants to know, is it a bad idea? Marcus shares a story about how he had to bury his friendship with his oldest friend.

It's our 100th episode (THANK YOU!!) and it's a saucy one. We disagree on what constitutes actual sex. Sandy gives us an update on being a Maid Of Honor for the first time(she hasn't been fired yet), Marcus talks about what it's like to live in a beach town when the weather is nice (he lives in Half Moon Bay) and how disrespectful and messy people are to the beaches on the Coastside when they come on the weekends. He tells us about the worst driving move he saw last week. Sandy talks about how terrified she is to get back on her road bike after a long break.

Something really rude went down in the studio, Marcus shares the story. “Sleep Divorce” is a new thing that could possibly save a marriage. Marcus talks about how he’s difficult to sleep with. We talk to the Assistant Coach Willie Green to the Golden State Warriors about the playoffs, what he loves to eat most at the oracle, and more!

Marcus and Sandy talk about their weekends. Sandy just got back from Vegas and she feels badly that she always seems to miss big political rallies like March For Our Lives. Sandy was concerned that posting her Vegas photos on Saturday would have been insensitive to the March For Our Lives movement, do you ever feel this way? Marcus got called out on Facebook by the guy’s mom who he made a ‘your mom’ joke about; it got awkward. Sandy got a really nice compliment from a guy, she shares. Marcus went to ‘Daniel Tiger Live’ with his family and he explains that people handle situations way differently at an adult concert than at a kid concert.

Marcus and Sandy talked to Comedian Bob Saget- he's at the SJ Improv all weekend! (5 shows) Bob talks about his comedy special, how he tries NOT to offend anyone, and his love for comedy and his family.

Sandy can’t stop watching the trailer for Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s new Lifetime special “A Royal Romance” (go to 1013.com/marcusandsandy), she can’t wait to watch it on May 13th! We talk about how much money you need to make in the Bay Area to be rich… Warning, it may depress you. Marcus is obsessing over the show “Narcos,” do you watch? Speaking of obsessions, we all go through obsessions here in the studio; we share our current obsessions. Marcus tells us a story about a guy who lost his thumb in a wood carving accident and he decided to use his big toe to replace it.

Have you heard the VW Bus is making a comeback? Sandy thinks the new version of the bus cute and Marcus has a love/hate relationship with it. Marcus talks about how most people are reluctant to send food back while in a restaurant. Sandy wants to find a way to disable comments from men on IG… Sandy shares a story from the weekend about this. Marcus feels like if guys don’t approach you, it means they aren’t interested. Sandy just wants to have a guy to actively try to date her.

Marcus explains how he parties for St. Patrick’s Day and it proves he’s old. Marcus’ daughter is the birthday QUEEN. Kids freak out about the weirdest things, we talk about our weirdest freak-outs as kids that we can remember. We talk about the “Fattest Cities in America,” we give you the top 10... Marcus has a weird story about a girl and a samurai sword… Sandy finally gets her much needed spa today and she can’t wait!

None of the men in Sandy’s life actually follow through and she’s annoyed about it. She thinks it might have to do with her career? Young Marcus on the other hand used to use radio to get girls. Marcus loves to avoid fees and he is shameless about it. He tells us a story about a guy who burned his house down to avoid fees and now he is Marcus’ hero. Sandy thinks Marcus avoided fees constantly is gross. Stephen Hawking passed away and Sandy quotes him on artificial intelligence; she’s even more terrified about robots.

We talk “Goat Yoga”. Weird we know but one of our co-workers is actually doing this with his wife this weekend. Marcus had an awkward ‘birds and the bees’ moment with his 3-year-old daughter when the pony she was going to ride got a little too excited. Sandy had the most hilarious comedy booking; it’s so funny she saved it just to talk about it on the podcast… Daylight savings time sucks and everybody hates it just as much as we do. We asked people on our Facebook to describe how they felt about losing an hour of sleep in ONE word, and well, we’re seeing a common trend.