We had a guest on our podcast today, her name is Panna and she is sixteen years old. She is Marcus' neighbor and wants to get into radio so she sat in for the morning. She made us feel super old especially when we asked her what age is considered "old" and she said 45 LOL Marcus asks her lots of questions in hopes to be better prepared for the future with his daughter. If you have a kid, this info is pretty insightful!

Sorority girl was detained in Dallas by TSA for taking out her “finger guns”… A man lost a fist fight with a bear in Florida. Marcus is obsessed with these short stories, Sandy not so much. The Queen of England wears a D Cup; random we know. Meghan Markle had to get rid of all her social media accounts and we couldn’t imagine; we explain.

There was a guy in Britain who is suing a shop owner because he hurt his testicles while he was robbing the shop owner’s place… Sandy took a trip to LA for a few hours yesterday and she got the best email from Southwest after an interesting experience. Sandy is asking for suggestions about her trip to India. Marcus has to tell his wife something and if he waits any longer it will be awkward. Marcus has the best story about his daughter asking for him to give her a bath.

Sandy had the most annoying thing happen to her on FB and she talks all about it. She needs to stop being such a “people pleaser”… Marcus talks about how a man under the freeway changed his life. They had some other topics they weren’t able to get to, however they will get to them on the next episode…

We have lots to cover on this episode of ‘Off The Air’… New Year, new stuff! Penis bleaching. Yup! It’s literally a thing men are doing. We were discussing sleep walking and talking in the studio and wanted to share our stories. Sandy had a co-worker that had a sleep eating disorder, she explains. Sandy had a heart to heart with her parents. Sometimes we all need a hug.

Sandy is flying to India for a wedding in 30 days and we are all kind of nervous about it. People are giving her tips and Sandy expresses her concerns. Marcus gives a “sex-robot” update and Sandy could care less. Marcus just came back from Cabo for his wife’s birthday and had a BLAST. It was back to reality when he returned… It all started with a bowl of spaghetti.

An all New Year episode! We talk about our past New Year’s Eves and now how we party… What kind of a “new year person” are you? Sandy doesn’t like the crowds or the hype, she rather hide. Marcus wants to be VIP all night so he doesn’t have to deal with all the BS that comes with it. Marcus did something to his wife on a past new year’s eve and she still hasn’t let him forget about it!

We talk about our family traditions during the holidays. We also talk about how to drink with dignity during the holidays… Marcus doesn’t agree with some of these. We give our preference on holiday drinks, and shots is not one of them. Marcus needs people to he is a “pro” when it comes to drinking… Sandy has decided that her amily tradition may need to change. She explains. Marcus talks about his family traditions, one of them being, opening one gift on Christmas Eve. What are your traditions?

Sandy thinks her parents are over her. She feels like she is trying to buy their love; she explains. They even cancelled on her tonight! How long should sex take? We cover that and it’s not very long. FYI Canadians and Americans take the longest… Producer Jenna gave Marcus and Sandy a really weird, gross fact about dolphins that Sandy can’t deal with it.

Sandy talks about a really awkward situation she had in her hotel room… She barely slept because she was worried she was going to miss her flight and THIS didn’t help. Have you ever been in a hotel room and heard what Sandy heard? Marcus can relate to Sandy’s story and shares his experience from a wedding. Marcus talks about a funny story he read, about a guy who was in a high speed chase from the police and crashed because he was looking up directions on google maps.