We debate whether or not people who are overweight are really as happy as they say they are. We discuss new words added to the dictionary like 'dumpster fire' and 'mansplaining.' Marcus asks Sandy to actually demonstrate mansplaining so he can stop doing it. A dad made his bully son run a mile to school for three straight days. Is this good parenting or just more bullying itself? This and more. Thanks for listening!

Happy Monday, well maybe not so much for Marcus… He isn’t feeling well today. Sandy got a cute text from mom about her 6th year anniversary being on air at iHeart. Sandy is STILL hungover from Saturday night but it was totally worth it! We have some great news about California; we ranked dead last in the quality of life, mostly because we’re a**holes. Marcus tells a funny story involving Axe body spray and a cigarette.

We talk about things we've stolen and Marcus confesses that, after getting caught, he had to leave the state. Sandy talks about how movers were over at her house RIGHT after she cooked eggs and the smell was unbearable. Have you ever noticed the look on your Dad's face when you ask him a hard question and he's trying to decide whether to lie to you or not? All that and more in today's podcast!

We talk about the new "Amnesty Boxes" at the Las Vegas airport that you can now drop your "party materials" in after the weekend, a "present" that Marcus and his wife found in an elevator in Livermore, and the reason you should never cheat on the mother of your children.

Marcus and Sandy interview Keala Settle, an actress/singer from Hawaii and Marcus "fanned-girled" out! They talked about her smash hit, "This Is Me", from the new movie "The Greatest Showman"; and the unusual way she was cast for that song! (Hint: it involves whiskey!)

Marcus and Sandy think that it's weird and rude to post photos of people's license plate numbers and faces to social media posts even if they did something bad... Can't people get in trouble for that? Sandy had a really awkward encounter with a guy at her apartment complex last night and isn't sure if he "hit on" her...

Marcus discusses a feature on Instagram that has him freaked out. We also talk about an Olympic Men's Figure Skater and how we feel sorry for him because he completely choked in the competition yesterday because he got into his own head. Sandy is getting something called a "microblade" for her eyebrows even though she has no idea what it is. Marcus has learned something really gross about slowly becoming vegetarian that he did not expect. #WhoCanRelate

Sandy just got back from India… She wanted to purchase alcohol while in India and it was a scary experience because alcohol is illegal. It’s a pretty funny story but super scary! She was paranoid in India, even the monkeys steal things from you! There’s a machine where people can literally take your credit card info just by walking next to you. Marcus has first world problems here at home… He has tickets to ‘Book of Mormon’ and he can’t go, does anyone want to buy them? He decided to post them on an app called “Next Door” and got really annoyed with a reply, he tells the story.

Sandy is going out of town this weekend for a wedding in Austin, Texas. Marcus is watching his daughter tonight so his wife can go out to karaoke with the girls and he was not invited! Today on air we talked about a mom who charges her 5-year-old rent, we discuss. Sandy is stressed out with always trying to please someone and she is learning how to take control of her own life and time. Her trainer is kind of going through the same thing so she shares a story he told her.