In this episode we go off on fake Youtube videos that get massive hits...so annoying. Plus, what's up with the "tag a friend" trend on social media? Sandy talks about cruising for hot dads at Christmas in the park in San Jose and what it might be like to date someone with kids. Marcus tells us about a convo he had with a woman who turned him down for a date back in the day and why it's important to believe in yourself in that moment. Also, they just released the President's fast-food order according to an old staffer and it's gonna make you barf.

We have an update on Sex Robots…There are ‘stripper robots’ now. Sandy calls Marcus out for dancing around subjects. We talk food at strip clubs. Marcus had an awkward run in with a co-worker in the bathroom, he explains. Marcus told his cooking disaster story on air this morning and we got the best call from a listener who had a cooking sex story fail; it made our day, it will make yours too.

There is a video on the blog about a delivery driver taking a dump on someone’s lawn and it was caught on camera. Marcus then started to think about how hard it can be for drivers to find a bathroom so what are they supposed to do? Marcus and Sandy are so stressed about December… Sandy is trying to make enough time to see her friends but her friends are making it difficult to make a date. Marcus’ month is already booked solid! Hard Rock Café is revamping their menu along with gift items and we are looking forward to visiting!

Let us give you the first warning about this episode. We talk, magic mushrooms, Digi Sex Robots, and Massage Envy scandal. Sandy literally said the funniest comment when talking about the Massage Envy scandal, Marcus couldn’t believe it came out of her mouth. Would these ‘digisexual’ people really rather have sex with robots than real people? Why? Marcus tells us what ecstasy was originally used for.

Prince Harry and Megan Markle are getting married and we are SO EXCITED! We talk relationships and everything that comes with it. Marcus feels like honesty is one of the biggest factors in having a good relationship. Producer Jenna is confused about the ‘kind of date’ she had over the weekend, we try to help. Marcus gushes over wife and remembers when they were dating. Girl Scouts came up with a PSA for the holidays about establishing boundaries with hugs…

We are convinced tech appliances like “Alexa” are constantly invading our privacy. We just got cameras in the studio and we’re not happy about it. Sandy is annoyed with dating apps. There is one thing in particular that is bothering her on this new spiritual dating app she’s on. Marcus gives his opinion and advice on dating apps even though he hasn’t ever been on one. He believes in “being the person you want to date” and then you’ll meet the right person.

A teacher gave some students the weirdest most unacceptable quiz. Marcus has the most awkward Thanksgiving because all his step dads will be there. Sandy talks about Blake Shelton and how he won the ‘Sexiest Man of the Year”. It’s important to have the same morals with someone you’re dating, here’s why. Marcus shares a shoplifting story…

We talk about the Louis CK allegations and the fact that he admitted they are all TRUE. Marcus can't believe that dudes are comfortable just pulling it out in public or in front of strangers and thinking it's ok. He's pretty sure he would get laughed out of the room. Sandy is afraid to get judged because of HER reaction to what Louis CK did.
Marcus also talks about how "family movie night" with his daughter is impossible because she refuses to watch any kind of conflict in movies. Is this going to affect her later in life.

We talk about the tricks casinos don’t want you to know about and speaking of casinos, Sandy has a confession about Vegas. Sandy says it’s impossible to not be a fat a** during this season and the holidays. Something about this weather that makes you want to eat badly and just wear sweatpants all day! For example Sandy is getting a delivery from two different sweet shops today and how can she say no? Marcus is jealous of women because of the sweatpants they get to wear.

States favorite reality TV shows… Can you guess California’s? Marcus realized he has to say the most random things to his daughter when trying to discipline her. Sandy figured out she makes REALLY bad decisions when she’s tired, here’s why. Marcus and Sandy relive the first time they met and they got wasted with each other. There’s a guy that will impersonate a family figure (like a father, uncle etc.) in Japan and he gets paid for it.