Mark Moseley Show

Mark Moseley Show

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  • Mark Moseley Show-Broadcasting Live from Karen Bass' Haunted Meth Den
    No AI voices! Mark Moseley performs impressions of Trump, Karen Bass, Eddie Murphy and others in his weekly serving of political and social satire and commentary. 
    -Trump’s $25M fraud whistleblower program-the left compares the program to Hitler Youth/Stasi-style informants even though it targets fraudsters stealing public money.-California has 37k+ voter records flagged as potentially noncitizen while a federal judge blocks broader cleanup efforts.-SSA just cleaned tens of millions of records (deaths and citizenship) yet media still claims elections are perfectly secure.-DOJ announces major SNAP fraud crackdown ($45M schemes, including a rapper and grocers) plus ICE action on illegal immigrants.-Media reports a woman yelling at a TPUSA event but omits that the other person was paid agitator Derek Torstenson.-Massachusetts busts a $6M fake-marriage ring for green cards; local Saugus nurse pleads in $2.5M hospice Medicare fraud.-Neil Bush backs radical James Talarico over Ken Paxton; some Republicans demand perfection from their side only. -“No Kings” day happens again with no mass death or Trump becoming king; contrast with Iran death sentence and Ukraine conscription.
    53 min
  • "No One Named Trump Is Above the Law!"
    No AI voices! Mark Moseley Show is a weekly podcast of political and social satire and commentary, from a conservative perspective. This week, Mark talks about:


    • Christianity vs. other religions / free speech contrast
    • Fort Hood shooter (Nidal Hasan) execution and livestream debate
    • Turning Point USA growth after Charlie Kirk’s assassination
    • James Talarico flu absence and Bible/abortion comments
    • Indiana Democratic candidate Jaime West slurred-speech clip
    • Ilhan Omar investigation and “no one is above the law”
    • Tim Walz / Jacob Frey ICE obstruction probe and the born-alive bill
    • Media bias-Terry Moran's story on Biden's health buried by ABC
    • Hunter Biden $LAPTOP memecoin crash
    • Shane Gillis SNL joke and Dan Levy reaction
    49 min
  • Iran Destroy L.A? That's Karen Bass' Job
    No AI voices. Mark Moseley impressions of Trump, Karen Bass and others in a weekly rundown of the news with satirical commentary.
    -Left outraged Trump said Iran could hit LA/San Diego after months of saying Iran has no nukes.
    -Karen Bass calls remarks “horrifying”; host says progressive policies already destroying.
    -Mamdani's Oct. 7 statement briefly notes Israeli dead then pivots to Gaza “genocide”; host calls it Mamdani’s version of inviting harm to LA.
    -Bill Maher clip shows moderate Democrats pushing back on socialists.
    -"Now That's A Dictator" Hamas segment: no elections since 2007 purge, suppressed rivals/press, diverted aid to tunnels/rockets.
    -"The X Files" citizenship demands, “fitness is fascist,” legal LA vendor hurt by illegal-vendor support, climate warnings about Trump.
    -Doofas: officer tases himself; failed Subway robberies in Pittsburgh.
    52 min
  • Now Boarding: InfidEL-AL! (Best-Of Clip Show)
    This week is a best-of. No new monologue, no filler-no spinach, just steak.

    Cold open is InfidEL-AL, the ONLY airline to fly internationally.

    After that, a buffet of celebrity impressions by Mark Moseley. Real voices, not AI: President Trump, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham, SpongeBob, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Elvis Presley, Patrick Stewart, and more.

    Political satire, social commentary, and the sketches worth watching again.
    47 min
  • CNN Can Always Watch Trump TV, And Uncle Don's Bedtime Stories!
    Trump TV Live – White House 24/7 “greatest hits” stream drops after CNN, MS NOW & Politico get the boot
    Uncle Don’s Bedtime Stories – Trumpified Jack and the Beanstalk.
    Media Ban Blowback – Court forces temporary restoration of hard passes; “access is a privilege, not a First Amendment coupon”
    Double-Standard Fire – They deplatformed Trump, called Fox propaganda… but when Trump does it, suddenly it’s tyranny.
    Xi in the House – Lavish state visit, trade/AI/Taiwan talks, gift-trash jokes, “truly great friendship” optics
    Kamala Word Salad – El-Sayed campaign clip + “defund / standing armies / swap 2A for healthcare”
    Talarico Abortion Irony – Pastor says mom “would kill him” if he softens on the issue
    Memebusters – Debunking 300-cameras-a-day, windowless NSA building, Alexa calling cops, secret car trackers, voice database myths
    Epstein Files Reality Check – Court seals vs. leaks history, Hefner 2005 tip that sat for 15 years, “we’ll never know” close.
    2026 Mask Mandate Meltdown – Massachusetts lesbian bar goes mask-optional, gets accused of mass-disabling ableism
    Doofas of the Week – Berlin plastic surgeon sucks; victim wins $23k
    Good News – $30 estate-sale painting turns out to be ....
    48 min
  • Female Athletes Naked = Empowerment. Sydney Sweeney Naked = Subjugation
    Female athletes posing nude is empowerment. Sydney Sweeney posing nude is subjugation. Same nudity. Different verdict. That is the tell.This week: the Sweeney sports-betting ad, the sudden moral panic, and why the outrage looks a lot more like mate-competition than feminism. Also the Lindsay Clancy case, the left’s “terrorist” language for anyone who fights back, Macklemore and “Free Palestine,” California gas heading toward $6, Trump’s $5,000 talk, a Chinese “Nostradamus” selling decline fan fiction, Doofus of the Week (frog gigging + a .22 fuse), and a good-news closer you will not see coming.If your outrage meter spikes harder at an actress in hockey pads than at three dead kids, the problem is not Sydney Sweeney.
    44 min
  • From Lindsay Clancy’s Fan Club to the Times Square Stabber-Evil Is All Around Us
    Stop treating evil like a metaphor. Pamela Cisneros walks into Times Square with two kitchen knives, murders a young mother back from maternity leave, then advances on cops until they shoot her. Watch the tape and tell us that is only a “mental-health crisis.” Meanwhile in Plymouth, Lindsay Clancy admits she strangled her three children—Cora, 5, Dawson, 3, and baby Callan—and a pink-shirt army still writes her love letters, films “Same, Lindsay” videos, and treats a child-killer like a victim of the system. The jury is deadlocked. Joe Rogan says those supporters are out of their minds. We say something older, bolder: demonic possession, and oppression, is real, a self-centered life will sacrifice children on the altar of Me, and a culture that won’t name evil will baptize it as compassion.We also ask the rude question about psychotropic drugs-do they make the voices stop? Or not? JD Vance talks Antichrist and end times. Then the usual chaos: a woman who drove into Mar-a-Lago looking for 'the car wash', Trump $1 coins and the left’s fascist meltdown, Rosie O’Donnell’s ICE “concentration camp” rant vs. the actual record under Obama, Trump, and Biden, a “Trump’s mom called him an idiot” hoax, impossible Stone Age sailors, and another hunt for Noah’s Ark.Plus, a Doofus Of The Week, and some Good News to leave you smiling.
    53 min
  • Mamdani, Piker, El-Sayed. Cleon Skousen Called It in 1958
    Part 2 of the Naked Communist list. Cleon Skousen’s 45 goals went into the Congressional Record in 1963. This episode walks goals 22–30: ugly art as civic religion, obscenity law that still exists on paper and nowhere else, porn as wallpaper, sex as identity plus hobby, churches turned into HR with hymns, school prayer gutted by a phrase that isn’t in the Constitution, and the Founders recast as slumlords in wigs.Opener is the present tense: Mamdani governing as a democratic socialist in New York, Piker calling communism the honorable end goal, El-Sayed doing the “I’m not a socialist” handshake while running the same program. Goal 15 was capture a party. The energy is in the cities that write the party’s software.Skousen isn’t holy writ. The cultural half of the list is your timeline. Part 3 is coming.
    56 min
  • Trump's Sleepy-But Not With the New "MAGA ZAPPER!"
    Mark Moseley Show is a fast-paced, unapologetically right-leaning podcast that mixes sharp conservative commentary, pointed media criticism, dark humor, and occasional feel-good moments. Hosted in a conversational, irreverent style, it defends President Trump(or critiques him, when it's called for!), mocks left-wing outrage and media double standards, and regularly calls out what it sees as hypocrisy, logical fallacies (“whataboutism”), and cultural decline. This episode opens with the viral “MAGA Zapper” story: a pregnant former Trump White House aide and influencer (Jayme Leagh Franklin) is jokingly accused online of secretly jolting the 80-year-old president awake during an Oval Office event. Mark laughs off the conspiracy, notes Trump’s well-documented short sleep (4–5 hours, late-night Truth Social activity, 2 a.m. calls to officials like Marco Rubio), and delivers tongue-in-cheek riffs about micronaps, executive orders, and even “deporting people in their sleep.” The show then dismantles two major left-wing narratives of the week. First, it rejects false analogies comparing Trump’s White House renovations to Michelle Obama’s vegetable garden, providing cost and historical context. Second, it thoroughly explains the recent Air Force One decoy switch in Turkey as a Secret Service/military operation driven by a credible surface-to-air missile threat—not Trump “cowardice.” Drawing on reporting and precedent (including a similar Clinton-era move), the host argues the left’s outrage is selective and often rooted in deeper personal hatred of Trump, citing an American Thinker piece on how that hatred risks national harm. Shorter segments include: A Babylon Bee satire roasting Tucker Carlson blaming Israel for dirty dishes. “This Week in Media Bias,” highlighting the declassified “Oxferd Comma” FBI probe that investigated whether Trump fired Comey because he was a Russian asset—treated as a real but underplayed bombshell by mainstream outlets. Pushback against the new progressive rule that “But Biden…” comparisons are illegitimate excuses. An “AI Is the Devil” segment covering a lawsuit over harmful ChatGPT medical advice, the rise of AI companions monetizing Gen Z loneliness, and a disturbing case of a teen allegedly using ChatGPT to plan a family massacre—ending with a straightforward call to seek real community and faith at church. Light comic relief: “Doofas of the Week” (a machete-vs-hatchet parking-lot fight that escalated quickly). A closing “Good News” story about a seizure-medicated golden retriever whose spirit returned thanks to an unlikely friendship with a new pal.
    47 min
  • History's Biggest Lie: “IT’S SOCIALISM, NOT COMMUNISM!”
    This week on Mark Moseley Show: We open with a satirical “sponsor” message from the fictional grocery chain that perfectly captures Zohran Mamdani’s plan for city-owned stores in New York. Moseley breaks down why the scheme is classic loss-leader politics: taxpayers foot the bill, private operators still run the stores, and the public gets the photo-op. From there, the show digs into one of the oldest political tricks in the book — the claim that “It’s socialism, not communism.” Moseley walks through history to show that nearly every communist regime sold its system as “socialism” while building it, and almost never used the word “communism” to describe what people were actually living under. The episode then surveys the current crop of radical Democratic candidates: Mamdani in New York, Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan (and his CAIR-linked donations), the colorful field in Maine, James Talarico in Texas, and Francesca Hong in Wisconsin — the socialist so far-left that even Bernie Sanders won’t endorse her. Plus: A darkly comic “Dear Diary” entry from Anthony Fauci The chaotic street occupation in Madison, Wisconsin after the police shooting of career criminal Corey Ruiz, and the “don’t feed the bears” lesson Doofas of the Week: the burglar who robbed a Verizon store… then flagged down the police himself! And a genuine Good News story about a small-town Santa Claus who gave a very big gift to a stranger
    46 min

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A one-man sketch comedy show from radio veteran, stand-up comic and celebrity impressionist Mark Moseley. Politics and culture, from a comedic angle. New episodes weekly, normally on Mondays. Real…