WET x TEJAS TONIC SHOWCASE 1/25

https://www.sunsetstripatx.com/events?event-id=103375

This is episode 57 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - This Week on WET...

00:00:41 - How many arguments did you get in over the holidays?

00:01:46 - The whole country got sick this year

00:03:35 - You ever get out of the shower and f*ck aroud with it?

00:05:28 - Phil's new diet

00:07:06 - The Trans Siberian Orchestra is not trans, Siberian, nor an orchestra

00:10:21 - The ultimate gamble

00:12:15 - Motel 6 would NEVER

00:13:45 - The WET Commandments

00:14:57 - The WET Commandments (but with pizzazz)

00:16:48 - Markus' (largest) Dino of the Week

00:20:30 - Bill Cosby at the Trans Siberian Orchestra

00:22:44 - Old people don't deserve money, give it to us

00:24:14 - Phil's Phinancial Advice: Buy Spirit

00:27:17 - Austin is ruining 6th Street

00:30:39 - 1 homeless person, big stick? or 10 homeless person, small stick?

00:36:00 - Bible removed from Texas school district due to law banning 'sexually explicit' content

00:38:26 - Justin went to Church this week and had a spiritual moment

00:42:00 - New Character Unlocked: Texas Pastor Phil goes off

00:45:27 - Michigan transplants are basically refugees

00:50:55 - North Korea Outlaws Hot Dogs in Crackdown on 'Treasonous' American Food

00:52:27 - You should watch more p*rn

00:55:37 - New Years resolutions

00:57:53 - Calling women ‘household objects’ now permitted on Facebook after Meta updated its guidelines

01:00:29 - Tech billionaires think they're the cool kids

01:02:55 - Markus absolutely eviscerates the vibe

01:03:52 - Flat Earther admits he was wrong after traveling 9,000 miles to Antarctica to test his belief

01:06:48 - Why Texas should leave the union

01:09:33 - Whataburger fell off

01:12:40 - Speaking of chicken and bulletproof glass

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Tejas Tonic - https://www.tejastonic.com/

Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/

Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/