MVC&R are big fans of good news, and the Today Show claims to have good news for kids on vaccines. Wondering just how bad the next jobs report is going to be, and there was a massive brawl at a Golden Corral. Whoopi Goldberg has second thoughts on her denial the Holocaust was about race, and Tom Brady officially announces is retirement from the NFL. Scientists are speaking out about being silenced over the lab leak theory, and shrill MSNBC bros claim Joe Rogan is “in over his head”. Seventy-seven percent of tested Baltimore high school students read at an elementary level, and thousands of 49ers fans couldn’t watch the game after a stray bullet knocked out their cable.