MVC&R had to pick each other up off the floor, after Jake Tapper fell backwards into journalism, when he was interviewing Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas about the border crisis. Speaker Nancy Pelosi said something about bird baths, while she was speaking about the massive spending bill. The Taliban shot dead four alleged kidnappers, and hung their bodies in public squares. U.S fans belted the National Anthem “loud and proud” ahead of the international golf competition, and democrat governor Kathy Hochul says un-vaxxed Christians “aren’t listening to God.” Illegal massage parlors outnumber Starbucks 2 to 1 in New York City, and Dog The Bounty Hunter has joined the Gabby Petito case. The View’s COVID scare turned out to be a false positive, and one of the so-called insurrectionists was giving play-by-play updates to the FBI. President Joe Biden Biden is saying he “inherited this mess,” and Iran fails to honor the key nuclear agreement, as they are days away from having enough fuel for a nuclear weapon.