Our legend of a friend, Neil, wrote us a theme song and we can't get it out of our heads.

Kim tells us about the time she dated the greasy haired, free loading, rum drinking, Byron Bay pirate. Plus, Rachel can deny she's a cougar all she wants, but after the story about her gym trainer, the evidence isn't exactly in her favour.

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Intro music: Slynk - Call the shots

New Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme

Bare with us as we find our feet in the pilot episode, adequately named “The Pilot of Shit”.

Our mate Tarns tells us about her highly sanitary one-night stand and Rach shares her first sexting experience.

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Intro music: Slynk - Call the shots

Married, Divorced & Dating. Cumming soon to your ears.

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