The minute starts with the closest thing this franchise allows to a tender moment: two of its deadliest people sitting in a stairwell, almost being honest with each other. It is beautifully staged, genuinely vulnerable, and the show is quick to point out that the film immediately weaponizes its own dialogue by flipping an earlier line back onto the character who first used it. It is the kind of small, confident writing trick that you only notice when you slow a movie down to five minutes at a time, which, yes, is the entire premise here, thank you for asking.Then everyone relocates to a kitchen, and the movie does something genuinely brave: it trusts you. It name-drops missions it never explains, sets up an entire character's worldview in a single line about why he would gladly suit up again, and then, when it comes time to show our heroes stealing a set of military-grade wings, it simply does not. It cuts away. And honestly, good. The episode treats this as a masterstroke of restraint, which leads directly into the week's central argument, namely whether the very next two minutes throw all that restraint in the garbage. Because the film then stops to confirm, for the audience only, that a shady official is secretly evil, handing us a moral certainty the characters themselves do not get to have. One view: it is cheap, and it lets everyone off the hook for what is about to happen to him. The other view: it is efficient shorthand quietly revealing that the rot goes back years and reaches into a previous movie. Both sides are correct, which is the most infuriating possible outcome.From there it is a victory lap through the surrounding lore: the meme that ate the internet for roughly a week, the genuinely deranged comic book origin of a hero whose original superpower was telepathic command of birds (a power apparently invented to avoid a worse stereotype, which, sure), and his far more dignified screen reinvention as elite combat search and rescue. And then, because no detail is too small to defend with full chest, a forensic appreciation of the villain's smartphone, red navigation buttons and all. It all pays off with the rooftop reveal of the winged hero himself, the hard cut that ends the run, and the show's cheerful warning that from here on out, it is action all the way down.Links & Notes
- Pete's debut novella, Lattice (Amazon), itsmepete.com/books
- Matthew Fox's The Ethical Panda
- Know Your Meme
- RobKubasko.com
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