Master Bastard

Master Bastard

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  • Master Bastard #150 - Sukiyaki
    Master Bastard #150 - Sukiyaki
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    Mongol chief Temujin battles against Tartar armies and for the love of the Tartar princess Bortai. Temujin becomes the emperor Genghis Khan.

     
     
    1 hr 5 min
  • Master Bastard #148 - REVENGE!!
    Master Bastard #148 - REVENGE!!
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    Jay Cochran (Terlet), a newly retired U.S. Navy pilot, travels to Mexico to spend time with his friend Tibey Mendez (Hamtackle), a powerful but corrupt businessman. While there, he meets Tibey's beautiful wife, Miryea (Sir Chapsworth), who has become unhappy in her marriage. Jay and Miryea soon engage in a steamy affair. But when Tibey learns of the relationship from his henchman, Cesar (Ramtang), he sets out to get even with both of them.

     
     
    1 hr 9 min
  • Master Bastard #147 - Wild Animal Kingdom World Unleashed
    Master Bastard #147 - Wild Animal Kingdom World Unleashed
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    The Bastards provide consistently stunning podcasts that transport listeners to far-flung locations ranging from the torrid African plains to the chilly splendors of icy Antarctica. This episode's primary focus is on animals and ecosystems around the world. 

     
     
    1 hr 1 min
  • Master Bastard #146 - Stevie & Chocolate Banjo
    Master Bastard #146 - Stevie and Chocolate Banjo
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    The Bastards are back and rambling more than ever!  They dive in deep into the documentary "Stevie".  Then it devolves into listening to terrible music and off mic conversations.  Classtard.

     
     
    1 hr 16 min
  • Master Bastard #145 - Master Bastard Tonight
    Master Bastard #145 - Master Bastard Tonight
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    Each episode gives viewers an inside look at television, film and music, including interviews with each industry's biggest stars. Over the years, many celebrities have "broken their silence" regarding various scandals or tragedies with hosts and correspondents from "MB." In addition to covering breaking news, the show visits sets of movies and TV shows and heads to the red carpet to cover awards shows and other major events. 

     
     
    1 hr 1 min
  • Master Bastard #144 - Special Encounters
    Master Bastard #144 - Special Encounters
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    Jill wants Tim to get a vasectomy since they do not want any more children. Tim shudders to think of the operation. Also, Randy is voted as having the best butt at high school.

     
     
    1 hr 19 min
  • Master Bastard #143 - Australiappreciation
    Master Bastard #143 - Australiappreciation
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    Traveling in a fried-out combie
    On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
    I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
    She took me in and gave me breakfast
    And she said

    Do you come from a land down under?
    Where women glow and men plunder?
    Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
    You better run, you better take cover

    Buying bread from a man in Brussels
    He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
    I said, "do you speak-a my language?"
    He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
    And he said

    I come from a land down under
    Where beer does flow and men chunder
    Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
    You better run, you better take cover, yeah

    Lyin' in a den in Bombay
    With a slack jaw, and not much to say
    I said to the man, "are you trying to tempt me
    Because I come from the land of plenty?"
    And he said

    Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
    Where women glow and men plunder?
    Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
    You better run, you better take cover

    Living in a land down under
    Where women glow and men plunder
    Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
    You better run, you better take cover

    Living in a land down under
    Where women glow and men plunder
    Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
    You better run, you better take cover

    Living in a land down under
    Where women glow and men plunder
    Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
    You better run, you better take cover

    Living in a land down under
    Where women glow and men plunder
    Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

    Down Under - Men at Work

    1 hr 3 min
  • Master Bastard #142 - The Conceptual Penis
    Master Bastard #142 - The Conceptual Penis
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    The Bastards give Trooper a call on the hotline to settle a burning human flesh dispute.  Lot's of cock talk, peer reviews, magic and mystery!  It's the same old B.S.  Classtard!

     
     
    1 hr 1 min
  • Master Bastard #141 - Calamari Foreskin
    Master Bastard #141 - Calamari Foreskin
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    Hotline calls, when they died, limericks, Yahoo Serious and seven things your poop says about you.  Mouthfuls of Classtard.

     
     
    1 hr 1 min

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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they…