St. Patrick's day is here again! That means more shame-based drinking! Drink along at home!

The Bastards talk wrestlers, space travel, German fairy tales and lots of other hot garbage.  Get you some classtard!

The Bastards class up the joint with gag porn, live hotline calls and neanderthal grunts.  You know, the usual.  Squirt squirt...

You're ruining your life!  You won't even get a friggin' garbage job with the way you're acting.  You're ruining your life!

The Bastards are visited by an adorably annoying Valentine's Day cherub.  Love and Joy!!

The Bastards are back and shakin' their sacks! Terlet has a nightmare pet store scenario, Ramtang rages at an elderly neighbor's pooping dog and they wrap it up with ramblings about D&D and Pup Play.

Sir Chapsworth is back and the Bastards couldn't be happier! They discuss plastic surgery follies, review a terrible movie and share some million dollar website ideas. Wrap your lips around a nice warm classtard!

The Bastards gather around a giant bean bag chair for some good old-fashioned, man-on-man tuddles. That's tickling while cuddling. Nobody enjoys it.

The Bastards welcome Lieutenant Dunbar to the show in an attempt to lessen the sheer scale of slurring. Chumani Ta-tonka Oh-awa-che... Classtard

The Bastards continue on their epic quest of exploring the world of celebrities with musical side projects. They also take the time to laugh at those with intellectual disabilities because they are disgusting, heartless monsters. Classtard.