The three living Bastards make an attempt to contact the dearly departed Ramtang with a Ouija board and book of summoning. Hamtackle then drags Terlet and Sir Chapsworth through a horrifying audio adventure. The weeping killer, exorcisms, horrible murders and gruesome injuries. They then drag out the episode with a rushed reading of a creepy tale from SCP-WIKI.NET.

In a heavily role-play laden holiday episode the Bastards are joined by Shimbles the hunchback as they wait out a thunderstorm in a creepy roadside castle. Creepy gifts, salty drinks, cultural sensitivity, Shit-Eater Airlines, screaming demons and tales of gore galore!

In a heavily role-play laden holiday episode the Bastards are joined by Shimbles the hunchback as they wait out a thunderstorm in a creepy roadside castle. Creepy gifts, salty drinks, cultural sensitivity, Shit-Eater Airlines, screaming demons and tales of gore galore!

Host Terlet Lipton persuades some of the biggest names on the Master Bastard Podcast to give up some surprisingly personal information during his chats with them in front of a worshipful audience of students of the Bastards Studio Drama School.

Host Terlet Lipton persuades some of the biggest names on the Master Bastard Podcast to give up some surprisingly personal information during his chats with them in front of a worshipful audience of students of the Bastards Studio Drama School.

The Bastards travel to ProCon.org in search of intellectual debate fuel. They succeed and are ever so interesting because they are brilliant, well informed and gorgeous. Terlet's mic is turned down to a whisper until the last 10 minutes of the podcast because he is a sound engineering prodigy. Classy, that's why!!

The Bastards travel to ProCon.org in search of intellectual debate fuel. They succeed and are ever so interesting because they are brilliant, well informed and gorgeous. Terlet's mic is turned down to a whisper until the last 10 minutes of the podcast because he is a sound engineering prodigy. Classy, that's why!!

The Bastards celebrate episode 69 with a good old fashioned shrimp-backed suck and tumble. Actually they chat about their favorite guilty pleasure movies while Terlet plays audio clips of said movie's trailers. Can you guess the flick before the idiots?! Suck and tumble!! Classtard.

The Bastards celebrate episode 69 with a good old fashioned shrimp-backed suck and tumble. Actually they chat about their favorite guilty pleasure movies while Terlet plays audio clips of said movie's trailers. Can you guess the flick before the idiots?! Suck and tumble!! Classtard.

Buckle up, baby! This week's podcast is a mean mess o' greatness. Terlet is back from vacation with epic, boring tales of San Francisco. Hamtackle gives Terlet a classy birthday gift. The Broncos are back so that means shit tons of Sportsss talk! Sir Chapworths supplies a jar of fermented bean curd for a gag-worthy adventure in multiculturalism. They top the night off with a dramatic reading of a Choose Your Own Adventure book about Hitler.