Chuck Mangione serenades the Bastards as they check out an all Down syndrome punk band, learn the Christian way to discipline their wives, creep into the Para-Files, and judge their way out of a social justice safe zone. Terlet also discusses a website he made to spite one man. Look close and you'll see that I've got a big, swollen Classtard...

The Bastards got a shitty laptop and made a shitty soundboard! Hooray for more annoying distractions! They also got creative and each wrote several statements that the other Bastards would never say. Nobody gets offended. They check in on Samson, eat Thanksgiving flavored candy and Terlet tries to chat about the new Star Trek TV show to no avail. What's that smell? It's classtard...

The Bastards got a shitty laptop and made a shitty soundboard! Hooray for more annoying distractions! They also got creative and each wrote several statements that the other Bastards would never say. Nobody gets offended. They check in on Samson, eat Thanksgiving flavored candy and Terlet tries to chat about the new Star Trek TV show to no avail. What's that smell? It's classtard...

The Bastards got a bit lazy and instead of a full size episode, they squeezed out a mini episode! Star Wars Limericks and Love Songs by Chocolate Banjo. Classtard Classtard 1,2,3, Slap that Classtard inside me!

The Bastards got a bit lazy and instead of a full size episode, they squeezed out a mini episode! Star Wars Limericks and Love Songs by Chocolate Banjo. Classtard Classtard 1,2,3, Slap that Classtard inside me!

Join the Bastards as they overindulge on filth and weirdness. They star off with an epic tale of a pissing prank, listen to Russian Oktavists and hear chilling story about a car chasing Sasquatch. They then finish out the show with Book Club, twitter shenanigans and one of the best news stories of all time. Classy tits...

Join the Bastards as they overindulge on filth and weirdness. They star off with an epic tale of a pissing prank, listen to Russian Oktavists and hear chilling story about a car chasing Sasquatch. They then finish out the show with Book Club, twitter shenanigans and one of the best news stories of all time. Classy tits...

Ramtang has returned and and enthralls us all with tales of El Paso! They then whip out some listener mail, Tuna Talk and classic gaming. Sir Chapsworth returns and passes on the haunted artifact! All this and more on this week's Master Bastard. It's the podcast with Classtard!

Ramtang has returned and and enthralls us all with tales of El Paso! They then whip out some listener mail, Tuna Talk and classic gaming. Sir Chapsworth returns and passes on the haunted artifact! All this and more on this week's Master Bastard. It's the podcast with Classtard!

The three living Bastards make an attempt to contact the dearly departed Ramtang with a Ouija board and book of summoning. Hamtackle then drags Terlet and Sir Chapsworth through a horrifying audio adventure. The weeping killer, exorcisms, horrible murders and gruesome injuries. They then drag out the episode with a rushed reading of a creepy tale from SCP-WIKI.NET.