Get a grip on yer jiggly bits, it's Bastard Time! The Bastards are back and the Broncos have won the Superbowl! Ramtang shares a special tale that occurred during a recent Bill Burr comedy show. Terlet pulls the Mail Train into the station with emails and calls from the Hotline. Hamtackle makes everyone happy with another delightful M.O. update and again, THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!

Slap on your codpiece, it's Bastard time! The show starts off strong with a brand new movie segment, Bastardpiece Theatre. The Bastards watched "The Nightmare" on Netflix and used it as fuel for an extended discussion about sleep paralysis. They then receive a call on the Master Bastard hotline from the gorgeous Cheese Nips and she shares her personal experiences with sleep paralysis. The show then spins out on childhood nostalgia and general arguing. We serve only premium classtard on this bitch sandwich!

Slap on your codpiece, it's Bastard time! The show starts off strong with a brand new movie segment, Bastardpiece Theatre. The Bastards watched "The Nightmare" on Netflix and used it as fuel for an extended discussion about sleep paralysis. They then receive a call on the Master Bastard hotline from the gorgeous Cheese Nips and she shares her personal experiences with sleep paralysis. The show then spins out on childhood nostalgia and general arguing. We serve only premium classtard on this bitch sandwich!

The Bastards are back and feeling frisky! They dive deep into calls from the hotline and wax-poetic some Broncos sports talk. Then they wrap up the show cuddling their waifu pillows listening to tales of baby poop under fingernails. Classy, me old sassafrassy??

The Bastards are back and feeling frisky! They dive deep into calls from the hotline and wax-poetic some Broncos sports talk. Then they wrap up the show cuddling their waifu pillows listening to tales of baby poop under fingernails. Classy, me old sassafrassy??

Sir Chapsworth and Terlet saw Patton Oswalt in Denver and recorded a mini episode on the drive home! Hooray for audio quality!!

Sir Chapsworth and Terlet saw Patton Oswalt in Denver and recorded a mini episode on the drive home! Hooray for audio quality!!

The Bastards continue their intellectually delicious brunch-time antics with calls from the Master Bastard hotline, readings from old paperback books and shoutings at each others faces. Hamtackle fills us in on the absurd rules from a South Carolina Christian College. Things get interesting with a discussion about the ethics of transporter technology which devolves into Terlet trying to prove his nerd cred with Star Trek ramblings...

The Bastards continue their intellectually delicious brunch-time antics with calls from the Master Bastard hotline, readings from old paperback books and shoutings at each others faces. Hamtackle fills us in on the absurd rules from a South Carolina Christian College. Things get interesting with a discussion about the ethics of transporter technology which devolves into Terlet trying to prove his nerd cred with Star Trek ramblings...

The Bastards mix it up with a brunch-time New Year's Day recording session. Getting drunk at 10:00 am is perfectly fine and healthy. Grab a mimosa and take off your pants! It's time to get Classy!