Master Bastard

Ramtang has a new nemesis at his job and Sir Chapsworth has a gaggle of familiars at his. Terlet fills everyone in on all of his landscaping efforts and is judged, rightly. They then dive into a Bastardpiece Theatre movie chat about Peewee's Big Holiday on Netflix. Hamtackle wraps up the show with horrible tales of OSHA accidents which he escalates to ISIS. Classy, gents.

Trooper is back with more tales of being a car crash fatality reconstruction. Much to the delight of Hamtackle, this episode gets a bit gruesome..... Gruesomely delightful!

Trooper is back with more tales of being a car crash fatality reconstruction. Much to the delight of Hamtackle, this episode gets a bit gruesome..... Gruesomely delightful!

A State Trooper busts the Bastards for excessive classiness. He then sits down and thrills the them with interesting tales of being a car crash fatality reconstructionist.

A State Trooper busts the Bastards for excessive classiness. He then sits down and thrills the them with interesting tales of being a car crash fatality reconstructionist.

Welcome to our first ever talent show for gross internet porn. Admission is free but seriously, just turn back now. This is your chance.... Still interested? Well, this episode has such notable quotes as "My cereal bowl just hiccuped", "It's above the navel piercing" and "She's digging down there for the crumbs at the bottom". All right then, take a seat. If you want to sit in the front row there is some plastic ponchos for all the splash-back. Hmmm? Yes, but of course. The Classtard is complimentary.

Welcome to our first ever talent show for gross internet porn. Admission is free but seriously, just turn back now. This is your chance.... Still interested? Well, this episode has such notable quotes as "My cereal bowl just hiccuped", "It's above the navel piercing" and "She's digging down there for the crumbs at the bottom". All right then, take a seat. If you want to sit in the front row there is some plastic ponchos for all the splash-back. Hmmm? Yes, but of course. The Classtard is complimentary.

This week the Bastards bring you well informed bit of political chat, followed by rambling tales of bigfoot horse rape. Terlet reads a boring article about advanced civilizations and Hamtackle caps off the show with the triumphant return of Hamtackle's Horrible Things! Rabies!!

This week the Bastards bring you well informed bit of political chat, followed by rambling tales of bigfoot horse rape. Terlet reads a boring article about advanced civilizations and Hamtackle caps off the show with the triumphant return of Hamtackle's Horrible Things! Rabies!!

In a very special episode, the Bastards judge a variety of YouTube rappers in their first annual YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament!! These rappers whip it out and stun us with thrills, chills, spills, drills and the skills to possibly pay a variety of bills. Strap in tight and grease up them Hammer pants, it's tournament time!!