Master Bastard

In a very special episode, the Bastards judge a variety of YouTube rappers in their first annual YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament!! These rappers whip it out and stun us with thrills, chills, spills, drills and the skills to possibly pay a variety of bills. Strap in tight and grease up them Hammer pants, it's tournament time!!

The Bastards are back and drinking whiskey out of pickles. A listener talks Chapsworth off with a sexy, homoerotic phone call. Hamtackle enlightens all with tales of self mutilation, there is bunches and bunches of Broncos talk and Ramtang shares a rage filled driving experience with a recorded rant. The episode is wrapped up with lottery tickets, a new MO story and Ace Connard makes another appearance with a new edition of Bastard Answers. Classtard, taste it!

The Bastards are back and drinking whiskey out of pickles. A listener talks Chapsworth off with a sexy, homoerotic phone call. Hamtackle enlightens all with tales of self mutilation, there is bunches and bunches of Broncos talk and Ramtang shares a rage filled driving experience with a recorded rant. The episode is wrapped up with lottery tickets, a new MO story and Ace Connard makes another appearance with a new edition of Bastard Answers. Classtard, taste it!

The Bastards are back and so is Saint Patrick's Day! Strap on your tastiest booze bag, grab your green food coloring and get ready to puke a rainbow. The Bastards read limericks, chat about Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, discuss medieval marital duels, answer internet questions and read fake news stories. It's a fun, festive, tense, argumentative holiday special. Drink ya Bastards!!

The Bastards are back and so is Saint Patrick's Day! Strap on your tastiest booze bag, grab your green food coloring and get ready to puke a rainbow. The Bastards read limericks, chat about Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, discuss medieval marital duels, answer internet questions and read fake news stories. It's a fun, festive, tense, argumentative holiday special. Drink ya Bastards!!

The Bastards are back and flinging dripping fingertips of gooey podcast goodness all over your hair and clothes. The Bastards gag with delight at Ted Cruz's hunger for tasty boogers. They listen to a call from the hotline which causes them to reflect on movies that scarred them as children. Twitter is visited and appreciations are stated. The Bastardpiece Theatre movie of the week is the South Korean film, The Host and last and possibly least is a new advice segment, Bastard Answers. Enjoy it! Now!

The Bastards are back and flinging dripping fingertips of gooey podcast goodness all over your hair and clothes. The Bastards gag with delight at Ted Cruz's hunger for tasty boogers. They listen to a call from the hotline which causes them to reflect on movies that scarred them as children. Twitter is visited and appreciations are stated. The Bastardpiece Theatre movie of the week is the South Korean film, The Host and last and possibly least is a new advice segment, Bastard Answers. Enjoy it! Now!

Welcome to an episode that Terlet does not remember recording! The Bastards bring a double dose of movie discussions with two tasty helpings of Bastardpiece Theatre! Hamtackle has a special Show & Tell and he provides us with a genital clenching story for our War on Masculinity. The remainder of the episode is mostly Terlet slurring and endlessly talking over the other Bastards. Gimme a mouth o' that Classtard!

Welcome to an episode that Terlet does not remember recording! The Bastards bring a double dose of movie discussions with two tasty helpings of Bastardpiece Theatre! Hamtackle has a special Show & Tell and he provides us with a genital clenching story for our War on Masculinity. The remainder of the episode is mostly Terlet slurring and endlessly talking over the other Bastards. Gimme a mouth o' that Classtard!

Get a grip on yer jiggly bits, it's Bastard Time! The Bastards are back and the Broncos have won the Superbowl! Ramtang shares a special tale that occurred during a recent Bill Burr comedy show. Terlet pulls the Mail Train into the station with emails and calls from the Hotline. Hamtackle makes everyone happy with another delightful M.O. update and again, THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!