Master Bastard

Sweet Sally O’Malley! The Bastards are back and scented of pumpkin spice! Trooper describes some of the worst fatalities he’s seen as a Trooper. Scatapults are constructed and tested. Gators are wrestled and then kissed. All this and whore! Classtard.

Trooper joins the Bastards for a four-man, greased bathtub experience. Gettin’ all glisteny and tumblin’ around making them animal sounds. There is also limericks, Black Mirror spoilers and lots of looking at dildos online. Classtard.

William Henry Cosby Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician, author, and convicted sex offender. He was also in Leonard Part 6! Classtard!

Sausage, robots, rappers and more! The Bastards get hot and heavy with eye contact and hand holding. Whatcha talkin’ bout Classtard?

The Bastards strap on their lederhosen, dust off their steins and prepare their bodies for ample sausage. It’s Oktoberfest and the Bastards are the Oktoberbest of buds. Prost!

The Bastards dive into some Bollywood Action, Ramtang reads the future, Terlet shows off his new skull, Hamtackle has a birthday, Star Trek talk and Sir Chapsworth makes audio gold by repeatedly drinking from an aluminum bottle full of ice. Classtard!

Listen along with the Bastards for some delightful Christian comedy followed by a full listening of Corey Feldman's Dance/Rock albums. We are negativity! Classtard.

Not Goldie!!  Hot western action!  The loudest monkey gets the grease!  Cocka-too terrifying!  Praise the Holy dinosaur!  McCain!  Ramtang believes in magic!  Classtard!

A team of ex-special forces soldiers on the lam from the military police (even though they didn't really commit the crime for which they'd been imprisoned) leaves a trail of explosions in its wake. But Hamtackle, Sir Chapsworth, Ramtang and Terlet always stop to help the little guy against some corrupt local bigwig before escaping the MPs once again.

The Bastards are back and full of beefy flavor!  The boy gets a pet, the bastards are disappointed with a movie, porcine profanity and anybody can be a pilot!  All this and less on this episode of Mhlasthdaard Buhlasthdaaard!!