Master Bastard

The Bastards are back and boy are they sassy!  There's butter cream limericks, Battle Toads, mystic readings, Crapsmas gifts and movie reviews.  You better loosen that belt, you 'bout to get stuffed!!  Classtard.

Terlet inflicts game show goodness upon the Bastards with a spirited round of The Master is Bastard!  It's the Price is Right for sex toys. Classtard, come on down!

The Bastards create and argue about their own religions.  Then it's time for limericks, He-Man, Crapmus and full body soup!  Classtard and kisses!

Hamtackle puts his belly to use as he plays the pivotal role of Santa on our very first Crapmus.  There is also limericks, Aussie movie time and Terlet shows off his new subscription box full of dead animal parts.  Merry Classtard!

The Bastards break into a fresh bottle of that sweet, sweet Absinthe.  Did I say "sweet, sweet Absinthe"?  I meant Licorice Cancer...  They talk video games, movies, recite limericks and mourn the death of a 2018 Master Bastard Rapper Talent Tournament contestant.  Respectful Classtard.

The Bastards wrap you in a blanket of filthy fun with limericks, more Aussie talk, show and tell and video game goodness.  This was recorded before the Elder Scrolls VI announcement because I'm lazy and  release stuff late.  Classtard.  

The Bastards discuss celebrity suicide in a dignified and solemn manner.  If you feel you are a celebrity in crisis, please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. It is a free, 24-hour hotline, at 1.800.273.TALK (8255).  Responsible Classtard.

The Bastards read creampie limericks, review Aussie cinema, freak out about crickets and play a rousing game of Name That Gender!  Classtard Classtard 1 2 3, put that Classtard inside me!!

The Bastards start the foreplay with some super sexy Skype issues!  Once they got ya' drippin', it's time for a long discussion about a very upsetting movie, The Snowtown Murders.  Then they finish you off with a questionably racist beard conversation.  "I hate Drake!" Sir Chapsworth shouts as he sponges off your belly.

The Bastards listen to an assortment of singing styles, prayer methods, animal calls and other various mostly horrible mouth sounds.  Got em, right up the Classtard!!