Happy New Years!! The guys talk about their new years resolutions, edible flags, and past cringe. Ryan reminisces about being in a 150 person human centipede and Chris tries to bury his past.

Merry Christmas! The guys talk about what the best gift is to break up with someone, holiday scams, and revenge. Ryan admits to having sex with a robot (surprising absolutely nobody) and Chris relives a traumatic teenage sexual experience.  

The guys talk about horror movies, nonverbal communication, G.I. Joe, Burt's Bees, and serial killers.  Ryan gets the word "sus" banned in his house and Chris ends his love affair with Dragon Ball Super before it even begins. 

The guys share their experiences with racism as kids, buying condoms, stray dogs, and getting judged by cashiers based on what you buy.  Chris accidentally tells his boss "I love you" at the end of a Zoom meeting, and Ryan survives a penis injury thanks to a little help from his mom. 

The guys discuss erotic literature, streetwear, the early days of internet porn, action figures, and Avatar: Legend of Korra. Chris goes on a shady cigarette run in the mountains of North Carolina, and Ryan humble brags about buying a turbo charged Nerf gun on eBay.

The guys discuss money making schemes for kids, GameStop, hamster problems, plantain etiquette, and how to get paid in Game of Thrones. Ryan gets way too excited to talk about scams. Chris admits to buying diet ice cream. 

The guys talk about reddit conspiracies, competitive prostitution, and exorcisms at a birthday party. Ryan sings a song about vampires, and Chris invents a new app thats going to change the world.  

The guys talk about what to do during your final moments if skydiving goes poorly, grappling hooks, and sword handling techniques.

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