Omg we're so quirky, get it, we did a thing? because we're millennial boomers?  

2 for 2! I call that a win. We sit down and did a Q&A, talked about a recent trip to Portland of course, the spooky season that is upon us.  

Enjoy!

Well, this is awkward. 

I apologise for this very belated episode, but we're living our lives in Canada. Will this be the end? Who knows. For now, just sit back, relax and enjoy our sweet soothing voices.

Well, this is goodbye. As I'm uploading this episode I'm on my final days here in this wonderful city. So I decided to bring someone along for the last Aus episode, my beautiful wife! 

We reminisce on our lives in Melbourne, the things we love and miss about the place, but more importantly we discuss everything we are excited about with our new lives in Canada!

Thanks for listening to this very special episode of the Mates Rates Podcast. We'll see you in a new country very soon.

Second last one in the country! Let's get into it.

What do you think pyramid schemes are like now as a company? Are they like cults? Let's explore. Here's some wild takes about gentrification and getting absolutely ripped off on a $10M beach house purchase in my small hometown, do you think they think that they now own that beach? Locals probably have something to say about that. Let's finish the episode with more political hot takes but more importantly celebrating 5 years of one of the crazies times of my life, congrats on 5 years Trophy Eyes with Chemical Miracle.

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Oh boy, one of the final episodes in Australia, that time went quickly! I'm officially 3 weeks away from moving, boxes are filled, furniture being sold, and the hellscape that is Facebook Marketplace is being explored. Speaking of Facebook, I wish I shorted the stock, I would've made so much money when the whistleblower story came out.

Let's talk about the wild west that is the south coast that I grew up in, I give a small insight of what it's actually like to grow up in a small town with beautiful beaches, ain't as pretty as it seems but still entertaining to share some stories. Oh while we're at it with talking about NSW let's discuss the madness that is politics happening at the moment with a sprinkle of corruption on top.

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Consistency is key, unless you're me and just uploads whenever he wants, but this is MY show dammit!

I needed a breather so thanks for sticking with me, it's wild out there at the moment so let's talk about it. I officially have joined the cool kids club by being fully vaccinated, talk about the earthquake that shook our city, I also try a Caramilk live on air for the first time and yell at white people so all in all I find this to be a great episode!

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Yeah I know, another week in lockdown in Melbourne, but let's recap on everything I've been consuming online and discuss, got it? Good. Also let's talk about everyone's favourite topic, shitting your pants! Because there's nothing more entertaining than letting people know you almost soiled yourself in front of 15,000 people.

TikTok has been reigning supreme at the moment, some people have taken off in their careers whereas others have gotten famous from doing stupid shit, let's discuss the latter.

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Here's a truth bomb for you, I'm going bald, well it's probably not much of a surprise seeing as I'm an almost 30yr old white guy. What's my solution? Listen to find out.

Okay what the actual hell is up with entitled rich kids begging influencers for jobs? It happened once, okay cool, but it probably won't happen again so please stop before you're all arrested and then using that as clout. Speaking of things that shouldn't exist lets talk about disgusting foods I'm finding online and why not everything should be microwaved.

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I know the second half of this podcast is a bit of a trainwreck but thanks for sticking through it with me, if you liked the episode please give it 5 star rating on iTunes and if you're watching the video version remember to like, comment and subscribe.

What's up party people?

Let's dive into it, I fill you in on a recent visit to the dentist and can confirm that it still totally sucks, even while avoiding it for 12 years, time to avoid it for another 12 I reckon. 

I talk about everyone's favourite divided topic, vaccines! I give you my hot take so you can all argue about it in the comment section to help boost my numbers. But I'll lighten the mood to tell you about my first experience at a strip club, so it's a win win for everyone.

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SEASON TWO BABY WE BACK!

Thank you all so much for sticking with me on this ride, I'm back and ready to keep talking smack for as long as I can. You might've heard on the streets that I'm moving to Canada? Well it's true and here's all the details you need to know about that. 

Okay I get it I'm turning 30, I have a podcast AND I'm into crypto but so what I can pay for my coffee with my internet coins so who's the real winner in this situation?

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