Hey big shot over here, make way!

Okay kidding aside, I'm so so stoked to have my debut short film out. It was one hell of a process and I'd love to talk about it so listen up! And while I was on a roll with talking about it, I decided to continue on rambling about film in general.

Remember, the hardest part of any goal is getting started, the second hardest part is finishing it. Rinse and repeat.

Thanks for tuning in for another episode, I appreciate you all more than you can imagine.

Welcome to lockdown 4.0, the directors cut extended version!

Another absolute shitshow stuck inside but hey, let's try to make the most of it shall we? Speaking of inside, you should definitely go watch Bo Burnhams new special Inside, it's amazing.

Anyways, find out what I've been up to, which is not much really but let me tell you something, if someone comes up to you and says "nice tatts" it's time to book that laser appointment my friend. Also we ventured to Pancake Parlour and that place SLAPS, I got a couple good takes on that one.

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Wow, this is an interesting episode to say the least. Why did I think it would be a good idea to get tattooed then record a podcast? Well strap in because this episode is a doozy.

Look I'd normally write what I spoke about but I'll be honest I'm too spacey to remember what I talked about and I'm not a psychopath who listens to their own podcast so....enjoy?

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I did it! I finally made my first short film.

What a relief. The amount of stress I had going into it aged me 10 years but I did it and it'll be out very soon for you all to see. In the meantime, let's catch up on the internet shall we?

So why in the hell do people still invest more than they can afford to lose, let's talk about the guy who built a $500M house and now is looking at losing it because he can't pay the banks back, great. 

Speaking of being poor, I tell a story about one of my failed hustle attempts from 2013 and BOY you do not want to miss that.

All of that and much more in this episode, enjoy!

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Well, yikes.

I made a hot take and it absolutely blew up in my face, like most things should on the internet. But also, are we really that surprised? I'm not sure what's worse either, Crypto dudes or Art snobs, so I take a deep dive into that world also.

The art of trolling is still incredible, and The Chasers are showing they are still on top of their game even in a social media driven world. Speaking of social media, why is there hardly any creativity left in it anymore? 

Last but not least, my tattoos are going to be in a commercial, so who said my poor life choices were a mistake? Looking at you, Dad. (Dad, if you're reading this, that was a joke)

All of that and more in this episode, enjoy!

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Oh he back with another episode! Who is he!?

Alright so it's been a minute, but honestly not a lot has been happening haha. Just been working like a regular shmuck. But I've been writing topics down sporadically to talk about so let's chat!

I'm in crypto now, so I'll probably be driving around in a Lambo pretty soon, I discuss the weird world of rich people during my crypto journey and how basically everyone is a drug dealer now. Also, why are white people the way they are?

All of that and so much more, enjoy!

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We're in the end zone folks, vaccine is here, let's get this jab!

I never thought I'd see this day come but I'm stoked nevertheless, looking forward to life going back to normal once the vaccine is rolled out. Also have you ever played Geoguessr? If not, you should. Because it's bloody brilliant.

I reminisce on old times working in a few shitty places, some of the not so favourable stuff going down but ultimately I survived with little trauma, so that's all that matters right?

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Well well well, how the turntables...

We made fun of Perth for having to enter a lockdown, then it was our turn. Third times the charm right? Wrong. I think. So what have I done for the last 5 days? Heaps, and nothing all at once.

I also call myself out on taking forever to get to the point, while also calling others out for doing the same and I talk about the absolute waste of time documentary that was The Cecil hotel on Netflix.

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We are all back on our bullshit baby, let's go!

I've finally gotten back on the writing horse, filling my time with creativity instead of jerking off. Who would've thought that it would be healthier for me?

Also picture this. You go to a weird sex club, you do some crazy ass stuff with people and you get covid. Now you gotta go tell the authorities where you've been to help contain the situation and now EVERYONE knows about the freaky stuff you're into. Well, that's kinda what happened with our recent covid outbreak so let's laugh about it!

Thank you for sitting with me on another episode of the podcast. If you're listening to this on iTunes please give it a 5 star rating and if you're watching the video version always remember to like, comment and subscribe.

Thank you for putting up with me missing a week, I appreciate ya!

Alright we all know about the GameStop situation by now, and if you don't, then bad luck. I uncover the best moments from the people who won big, and also lost massively. Also was the goods that was stolen on Fast and Furious really any of value? 

Thanks for sticking with me for another weird episode. If you're listening to this episode on iTunes please give it a 5 star rating, and if you're watching on YouTube remember to like, comment and subscribe