Matt & Brendan

Raise your glass to Matt & Brendan as they get in a cake bossing, playlisting, shotgunning, cider lip-loosening type of mood this week while jumping around the Midwest and driving slow, homie.

Brendan gains newfound respect for Matt's musical reach. Matt experiences frustration and is left palming the antlers. A classic comedy duo's bee trick causes the guys to wonder: Could it work in real life or is it just a wicked game?

Matt & Brendan make bad choices this week - one series of blunders affects the very fabric of a family unit, while another leads to a lousy lunch. Lick your floor clean & fill the tub with vomit as you enjoy M&B's latest missteps.

Got a taste for Matt & Brendan's cherry? Take a bite. M&B hit the quad to register for Intro to Biology & welcome visiting Longhorns. Always on high alert, M&B push their dance limits and learn of very intriguing female hobbies.

Grab a leg and make yourself useful like Matt & Brendan. A second baby enters the equation, but makes a smooth landing. Winter is coming. If you fail to prepare, you might feel out of place with double entendre references soaring over your head.

Matt & Brendan's movie night plan doesn't come to fruition. Luckily, they partially share IMAX memories and get the opportunity to video chat with clothing optional. Show respect for all of God's creatures, even the least of those gifted with flight.

Hop in the driver's seat with Matt & Brendan as they hold court in the yard and get all up in your lobe space. All Eyez on Me might not be a good thing, unless you strive to be a Professional Rapper. Sparky saves lives but causes tears.

Carpe diem and YOLO with Matt & Brendan as they attack summer with a ferocious thirst for beers and outdoor time. Matt politely selects the quieter drain while Brendan's esophagus gums up. Fans of fire gawk while Lolla prices soar.

Matt & Brendan & the Half-Blood Prince synopsis: After dark, M&B conjure up a potion that encapsulates the circle of life, from your first Quidditch match to your final peanut butter sandwich. Drive 1/4 of a mile & find an angel w/ a familiar message.

Only the greatest American heroes can sleep on horseback, as Brendan learns during a Revolutionary War tour of Boston. Back in the Midwest, Matt gets the cheesy end of split toppings and makes an ill-fated coffee run.