Today's Matt & Brendan podcast is brought to you by the number 2. You'll hear why. Reese Witherspoon nearly ruins a sandwich and Matt tells the dirty truth against his own judgment. Plus: A DJ stuck in the past & candid concert exclamations FTW.

What's up, doc? If you answered Matt & Brendan, you are correct! Matt & Brendan are what's up this week with issues ranging from rabbits to marathon supporters. Also, get that spatula out of your quiche. You don't know where that spatula's been.

Matt & Brendan simulate womb sounds and misidentify farm animals on this week's show. Brendan succumbs to an insatiable fiending, traveling north to feed the beast. Matt earns king status and kicks back to indulge.

Raise your glass to Matt & Brendan as they get in a cake bossing, playlisting, shotgunning, cider lip-loosening type of mood this week while jumping around the Midwest and driving slow, homie.

Brendan gains newfound respect for Matt's musical reach. Matt experiences frustration and is left palming the antlers. A classic comedy duo's bee trick causes the guys to wonder: Could it work in real life or is it just a wicked game?

Matt & Brendan make bad choices this week - one series of blunders affects the very fabric of a family unit, while another leads to a lousy lunch. Lick your floor clean & fill the tub with vomit as you enjoy M&B's latest missteps.

Got a taste for Matt & Brendan's cherry? Take a bite. M&B hit the quad to register for Intro to Biology & welcome visiting Longhorns. Always on high alert, M&B push their dance limits and learn of very intriguing female hobbies.

Grab a leg and make yourself useful like Matt & Brendan. A second baby enters the equation, but makes a smooth landing. Winter is coming. If you fail to prepare, you might feel out of place with double entendre references soaring over your head.

Matt & Brendan's movie night plan doesn't come to fruition. Luckily, they partially share IMAX memories and get the opportunity to video chat with clothing optional. Show respect for all of God's creatures, even the least of those gifted with flight.

Hop in the driver's seat with Matt & Brendan as they hold court in the yard and get all up in your lobe space. All Eyez on Me might not be a good thing, unless you strive to be a Professional Rapper. Sparky saves lives but causes tears.