Matt & Brendan drink the King of Beers and finally get around to reading one of the 80 million copies of Dan Brown's religious thriller. Matt witnesses slothy minivan parenting while Brendan reacts to bar stool aggression with maturity.

Matt & Brendan mingle with the beautiful people and hire repairmen with poor predictive skills. Slip this bracelet around your wrist and color your hand yellow. Where'd that kid get a black eye?

Lock the door or Matt & Brendan might catch you with your pants down on this week's episode. Revisit an under-visited rock 'n' roll plane crash moment in history. Emoji ownership causes controversy.

The taste of cucumber haunts Matt since a childhood pickled gum experiment. The aversion might affect Brendan's summer sippin' plans for the duo. Golf puts Matt in the doghouse. Decades apart, a birthday coincidence thrills bar goers.

Matt & Brendan & Wynona's Big Brown Beaver get oiled up for a moshing, massaging, nut-check of an episode. Explicit etiquette details leave M&B with a blueprint for cycloning, anacond-ing & assisting your fellow maniac.

Matt & Brendan might be getting a visit from Nev Schulman in the near future after they inadvertently hook a catfish. A street encounter makes Brendan philosophical while Matt avoids sludgy beer backstage at a Pet Lions show.

Matt & Brendan might be getting a visit from Nev Schulman in the near future after they inadvertently hook a catfish. A street encounter makes Brendan philosophical while Matt avoids sludgy beer backstage at a Pet Lions show.

Matt & Brendan go on an adventure of their choosing in honor of Matt's b-day! Choose wisely, or things might not work out in your favor. Like, you might end up eating bugs. Or seeing a dolphin-themed toilet seat.

Matt & Brendan record the podcast moments after the men's National Championship. Looks like they won't be partying in Madison. Matt's been to Durham, though. Brendan continues his education, Matt sings the cleanup song and shops for yoga pants.

Matt finds a soothing celebrity voice that brings him unrelenting joy. Brendan wonders if he's stealing from musicians via apps like Spotify, but Matt reassures him. Under Matt's Thumb, Brendan says there's a drink waiting for him in the West Loop.