Matt & Brendan

Matt & Brendan jump into a brain stumping physiological diving board theory, build camaraderie through Sex Machine karaoke heroics & crush forbidden White Castles like they're going out of style. M&B just want to breathe life into the party.

Matt & Brendan want to dance with somebody. Matt & Brendan never count their crows before they've peaked. Matt & Brendan hire people to help them get clean. Matt & Brendan flaunt faux Burberry. Matt & Brendan are privy to titillating gossip.

Scry out with Matt & Brendan to get crystal clear results! A Chinese food deadline drags Matt down the toilet. Wonderful gift offerings alternately please and torture Brendan's NBA sensibilities. SNL 40 Jeopardy hits on all cylinders.

Matt & Brendan reconnect after a week away. Matt plays airplane clown for his son, but teams up with other flying parents to fight off a com-plane-er. A mysterious voicemail urges Brendan to conduct a writers' workshop.

Matt proves he can dress in less than 60 seconds and resists neighborhood pranking instincts. A first family vacation in the offing brings entertainment advice from Brendan. Arm placement during a haircut is crucial to avoid unwanted contact.

Matt & Brendan celebrate natural feminine beauty and go inside the mind of the fashionable male. Brendan is unable to resist his inner fanboy at a Chicago Cubs event while Matt joins a study group and shares news about his expanding clan.

A late night podcast kicks off after the 1st ever college football playoff championship that kept Rhubarb enthralled & M Dawg impatient. Matt throws Brendan a virtual birthday party w/surprises aplenty. Brendan hammers an old friend out of its misery.

Subtle arches. Pretty toes. Svelte ankles. Are you into feet? Step up and take the test on this week's Matt & Brendan. Also: champagne waterfalls, melted blends of cheese and that hauntingly beautiful Kanye/McCartney collaboration.

Matt congratulates Brendan on his late adoption of emoji speak & Instagram. Gift list wishes are fulfilled for the fellas. The presents allow Matt to express his artistic side while Brendan sees an opportunity to deepen connections with a long lost hero.

What are the six simple rules for dating some random lady at a bar? Find out on this week's Matt & Brendan. Also, Matt tests his endurance as part of a personal quest to help his fellow man. The only question is: Would the nog hold him back?