It's City vs. Country on the Matt & Brendan show. The simple life lacks conveniences & occasionally shoes but offers homemade apple pie. Big city thrills tempt, but danger lurks in the form of drugs, leather & communicating in tongues.

Matt & Brendan, like the rest of the world, react to losing their Captain, their Peter Pan & Bicentennial Man, Robin Williams. Matt almost lost a brother in a bloody accident Saturday. A mad dash to the ER brought him closer to Patrick than ever before.

Matt & Brendan's Odyssey takes them from the falling waters of Niagara to the green state of Vermont. Bathe in the frosty cold waters of Smirnoff Ice & drink from the Open Bar of Top Shelf Spirits. Jump Jersey Shore waves & wake w/a sugar-laden breakfast.

It's #52! So, whoopee! Speaking of outrageous parties, Ron's reading a book! A book about an outrageous partier, Papa John Phillips. Although “party” may be the wrong word for his hijinks. Bob talks about Twitter, a lot. Actually, he more speaks in Tweets

Matt attends a traditional Polish wedding & gets rocked on vodka. Brendan experiences a sense of salty disquietude relating to his alone time. A group dating site catches the fellas' attention. M&B must decide whether to enter the realm or be 'not cool'

You better check yo tint before you wreck yo squint. Sunglass strategy is at the forefront of this week's Matt & Brendan program. Also: Matt considers one-armed Rick Allen(Def Leppard) drumming & Brendan bar hops & body shoots through St. Charles, IL.

Matt & Brendan, no one should, terrify their neighborhood. M&B just won't be undone, power kissing everyone. There's tension about to pop, all thanks to a dinner drop. So join in the jubilee. The cats are great, they'll all agree.

Ain't no hand old enough, Ain't no suburb vast enough, to keep Matt & Brendan from you. They heard it through the Volchok, not much longer would Chris Brown be kind. Ain't to proud to schwing, sweet Garth n' Wayne please don't leave me. Hey, Rob Lowe.

M&B ref girl fights @ the beach & pay homage to the bygone Jessica/Ashlee Simpson era. Daisy Duke in mind, Matt bites his mustachioed lip & demands cutoffs over his wife's bf jeans. Brendan claims to be the Evel Knievel of showering during thunderstorms.

As M&B walk through Old Town Art Fair to the stoop that's best/They take a look at they life and realize they're blessed/Cuz they been texting & inferring so long/That even bong lighting fires leave a girl's hair gone.