Matt & Brendan are no saints. Or are they? M&B boast about their many, if somewhat half-assed or grainy, good deeds. Meanwhile, Matt is perturbed by his wife’s organizational blind spot & Brendan hears a clever joke in the alley.

Matt and Brendan vibe then un-vibe then re-vibe in a lesson-laden episode of the M&B show. Matt becomes a man on Thanksgiving while risking the spirituality of his children on the finest gentlemen’s game of skill – table tennis.

No more shall you see Matt check-in at his cozy book nook, share a spot-on ecard or type “So This Happened” above a picture of an empty wrapper from Mrs. Fields. M&B discuss Matty D’s decision to sell his Farmland and log off Facebook for good.

Battling unseen microbes, M&B journey to the center of Matt’s lower intestine. They find embarrassing skid mark anecdotes, a Dirrty Christina Aguilera metamorphosis & ever-improving ads for The General. Drunk Brendan cares about his hungover self

Two Fantastic Beasts, Matt & Brendan, are on the road again, podcasting the way they’ve always been. M&B reminisce about early Facebook, before it turned into a wasteland. Back then it consisted solely of hot vacay pics

Matt & Brendan love “Cheap Thrills” but argue about who loves them more. Matt’s pastry threat leads to zoo bathroom revenge by a shorty. Brendan preps for a drive to Cleveland to catch the Fall Classic.

Epic Cubbie comebacks, DJ gigs that get exceptionally weird & salon sticker shock are all part of this week’s M&B. Mad Dawg ends on a chanting high note at Cog Hill while Doc pulls a Rhubarb – using his phone as a mini stereo after drinking “All Night”

Save yourself for Matt & Brendan this week, it’ll be worth it. Pull down the curtain to reveal a bowl full of pink panties, purple foreheads and red faces. Corporate Matt is very perceptive when it comes to hiring the right people.

Matt gets his badge and parties like he’s off probation on this week’s M&B. Matty D also made it down for a night out in the city with Brendan. It was Feel Good Inc. at Trader Todd’s thanks to a new music god

Dang! What a beautiful day for a walk with Matt & Brendan. Matt’s son pulls a Stewie Griffin, a stranger implores Brendo to start choppin’ broccoli & Mad Dawg fears an unwanted upside-down smooch is accompanying the moans and grunts he hears.