Battling unseen microbes, M&B journey to the center of Matt’s lower intestine. They find embarrassing skid mark anecdotes, a Dirrty Christina Aguilera metamorphosis & ever-improving ads for The General. Drunk Brendan cares about his hungover self

Two Fantastic Beasts, Matt & Brendan, are on the road again, podcasting the way they’ve always been. M&B reminisce about early Facebook, before it turned into a wasteland. Back then it consisted solely of hot vacay pics

Matt & Brendan love “Cheap Thrills” but argue about who loves them more. Matt’s pastry threat leads to zoo bathroom revenge by a shorty. Brendan preps for a drive to Cleveland to catch the Fall Classic.

Epic Cubbie comebacks, DJ gigs that get exceptionally weird & salon sticker shock are all part of this week’s M&B. Mad Dawg ends on a chanting high note at Cog Hill while Doc pulls a Rhubarb – using his phone as a mini stereo after drinking “All Night”

Save yourself for Matt & Brendan this week, it’ll be worth it. Pull down the curtain to reveal a bowl full of pink panties, purple foreheads and red faces. Corporate Matt is very perceptive when it comes to hiring the right people.

Matt gets his badge and parties like he’s off probation on this week’s M&B. Matty D also made it down for a night out in the city with Brendan. It was Feel Good Inc. at Trader Todd’s thanks to a new music god

Dang! What a beautiful day for a walk with Matt & Brendan. Matt’s son pulls a Stewie Griffin, a stranger implores Brendo to start choppin’ broccoli & Mad Dawg fears an unwanted upside-down smooch is accompanying the moans and grunts he hears.

Brendan drives out to Matt’s house for “fun” – or does he have an ulterior motive? MD crashes an auction. A cool pillow seals a king-size deal for cocky Doc R, who then has his bubble burst at a burger place. Listen in to M&B, Puddin’!

Chop it up with M&B this week & pound that bass on the Friends theme song as Doc Rhu & Mad Dawg admit they are helpless T-shirt addicts. Also, Matt’s rook captures Brendan’s bishop as the guys swap chess war stories and drain Coronas.

Back from Owatonna, Minnesota, Matt chats his way through twister conditions and opens his eyes to a new face. Brendan is flummoxed by an artist’s depiction of a medically abnormal handshake. BYOB to the M&B party or go thirsty.