Find out if you’re north lot or south lot on this episode of Matt & Brendan. Cool the temps, swim in a lawless wonderland and accept unexpected applause with the photobombing, pretzel rodding, podcasting team of M&B.

Matt and Brendan dig into one another’s likes on Twitter, ponder what happens to dead salmon. M and B play it cool when booted from a car or connecting with waitstaff. Also, would Cosmo Kramer be able to monetize his parody account in this day and age?

A fetch-related meniscus tear sidelines Walter the dog. Matt frets but feels a renewed connection with his animal. Brendan sheds decades of ineptitude and proudly christens someone with a new nickname. He learns Matt can moniker with the best of ’em.

How come Mike Myers and Adam Sandler rarely appeared in sketches together during their shared SNL tenure? M and B speculate. Speaking of the Sandman, Brendan thinks Happy Gilmore should return to bail out Subway. Matt bites into his grinding issue.

Compare the ever-changing body shapes of select sex symbols and how these dramatic shifts affected Matt and Brendan. Also, chase trends with Matt and Brendan as they tickle noses, fake dine and mix and match on this weeks episode of Matt and Brendan.

Matt comes dangerously close to adopting a puppy on this week’s Matt & Brendan. Brendan receives a surprise phone call while covering a celebrity-packed red carpet event. Also: Matt’s visit to the Wicker Park Taco Bell – the one that serves liquor

Ah ha, hush that fuss – Everybody move to the back of the bus – Brendan has confusing feelings on a CTA bus while Matt hits up a Chi-town hot spot for spaghetti & red wine. Don’t miss your connection with Matt & Brendan this week!

Get a full recap of the twins’ birthday bash on this week’s Matt & Brendan. The basement bar at InnJoy was bumpin’ 80s vs 90s hits. Matt went all mime towards the end of the night & broke out the laziest Gangham Style Brendan’s eyes ever witnessed.

Which meme is Mad Dawg right now? Tree panda, dancing glasses kid or wiener dog? Find out on this week’s Matt & Brendan. Secret food shames are revealed and analyzed. Also, Matt’s goal is to rebuild his once ample butt.

Score one for the little guy as Matt & Brendan post victories against big businesses like Apple, Comcast & Jimmy John’s. The Jonas Brothers spring up in surprising, yet separate, new places. A Korean specialty may keep M&B thinking of one another