MATTSPLAINING

MATTSPLAINING

By Matt StorrsComedy
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MATTSPLAINING episodes

  • Mattsplaining - Being a Homebody

    Matt Storrs explains the importance of having a "home" body so that you can always have security.


    Expert Brandyn Jenkins (
    www.homebodyfriends.com) explains that "Comfort is key for every Homebody" and that jumping between different bodies might not be the best thing for you.


    Matt details the importance of adequate contracts when agreeing to lease or lease out your body to prospective users.


    How we're more than just a skin suit but also a skeleton and circulatory system.


    How to find something that makes you feel at home, whether that's in your house or at your campsite.




    18 min
  • Mattsplaining - Food Additives

    Matt Storrs explains how food dyes were originally created to help us adapt and evolve to the atmosphere of new planets.


    The Ingredient Guru, Mira Dessy (theingredientguru.com), gives Matt 20% accuracy for his understanding of food dyes and military involvement in food research.


    How Red 40 would help us colonize and mine Mars.


    Why do we have the military to thank for our Lunchables?


    How we have bever trappers and hat makers deliriums to thank for vanilla and strawberry flavoring?

    16 min
  • Mattsplaining - Book Banning

    Matt Storrs explains how banning books that are boring might be a better option than banning books that make you question your values.

    Book-banning expert and author Ryan Estrada, (ryanestrada.com) details how many of the people trying to ban books haven't so much as read the title, let alone the books they want to ban.

    They discuss how a small set of people backed by private schools have taken to school boards and public hearings to cause a literary ruckus.

    Plus, book-burning safety recommendations given that ink has a dangerously sweet smell.

    Matt explains how book burnings can easily get out of control and how keeping a fire extinguisher on hand is important.


    Matt explains that the original fanfiction was William Shakespeare trying to build off of Christopher Marlowes' work.

    16 min
  • Mattsplaining - Medical Tourism

    Matt Storrs details the growing South American trend of elective body procedures, like the Uruguayan Spine Elongation and Tail Attachment.


    Medical tourism expert Rebecca Housley (https://www.transformativeescapes.com/), explains thatMatt doesn't fully understand the "tourism" portion of medical tourism.


    They discuss the growing trends of medical tourism and how people should be wary of medical procedures performed on tugboats.


    How can you get your hairline readjusted in Turkey and get free saran wrap for the trip home?


    How elective surgery is covered in maritime waters. ( be sure to go beyond the bays)


    How Argentina has set itself apart on the world's stage by leading the way in calf reduction surgeries.

    18 min
  • Mattsplaining - Crypto

    Matt Storrs digs into the mysterious origins of crypto in the myths of old.


    Comedian and crypto expert Viv Ford (@vivford) notes that Matt knows a lot of key terms but doesn't seem to know much about actual crypto.


    Matt explains how building blocks with fabric tape can be chained together so you can build and not lose any under the couch.


    How the Catholic church backed Doge.


    Decentralization of Web 3 and cryptocurrencies and how that will reshape our future.


    How web 3 is like the book of Mormon.


    21 min
  • Mattsplaining - Astrology

    Matt Storrs explains how rubbing your birthstone into the fur and skin of your astrological sign can infuse the stone with unexpected energy.


    Comedian and astrology expert Tom Achilles (@tomachilles) gives Matt a 75% rating for accuracy.


    They discuss how rubbing stones into different animals can supercharge the stone's powers.


    To make your resume stand out, include your astrological information next to your education information. This will show that you're a good cultural fit.


    The lesser-known forms of astrology from Norwegian culture.


    Plus, Matt details one of his most embarrassing moments from college.



    Learn More:

    https://www.tomachilles.com/

    19 min
  • Mattsplaining - Sex and BDSM

    Matt Storrs explains that Xena Warrior Princess was the first introduction to BDSM for a whole generation.


    Sex educator, an occasional pro dom, a fetish wrestler, the world record holder for volume squirting, and an expert on all things sex and BDSM, Lola Jean (@lolajeandotcom) rates Matt's accuracy at 40-60%


    How the Song of Solomon helped foot fetishists come confidently into the light.


    Was Jesus the original Brat?


    How kink can close the loop on our insecurities.


    How Dungeons and Dragons create transferable skills to kink.


    Learn More:


    Lolajean.com
    7daysofdomination.com


    18 min
  • Mattsplaining - The Real Housewives

    Matt Storrs details the intriguing and fascinating tax evasion tactics of the Real Housewives series.


    Writer, Comedian, and Real Housewives expert, Bobby Hankinson (@bobbyhank) gives Matt 2.75 out of 5 bottles of rosé for accuracy.


    Matt explains how many of tthe Real Housewives have illustrious educational resumes and have prolific voice-over work.


    Matt and Bobby come up with what could be the next big collector's item: Real Housewives Action Figures.


    Matt details a very special unaired episode of Bluey about income inequality, guest starting some of the Real Housewives.


    How the Real Housewives is not unlike pro wrestling.


    How The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is nearly perfect television.



    Learn more:


    https://www.eventbrite.com/e/kweendom-tickets-1015841077007


    https://www.amazon.com/dp/1733568263/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_G42TTD85DB41N5AH5WWM


    More from Matt:

    https://linktr.ee/mtstorrs

    17 min
  • Mattsplaining - Earthships

    Matt Storrs explains how building an Earthship is not unlike living a real-world Animal Crossing.


    Comedian and Earthship builder, Chad Riden, tells Matt that he's surprisingly accurate!


    They discuss what got Chad interested in Earth SHips and sustainable building.


    Much like life, the first step of building an Earth Ship is cleaning up what people left behind.


    How to vanquish your enemies in the state legislature really great sustainable architecture


    There has always been a human drive to create sustainable ships and the associated cults.


    Find graffiti artists to make your house look spiffy.


    Mat details his minimal understanding of how to use a sun oven.


    Learn More:

    Chad Riden lives on the Taos County, New Mexico (USA!) high desert mesa where he is building a sustainable, off the grid compound with some awesome friends. Want to help? Give him a yell.
    @ChadRiden
    https://ChadRiden.comhttps://linktr.ee/chadriden
    #earthships #mattsplaining #sustainable #sustainablebuilding #chadriden #mattstorrs #animalcrossing #mansplaining

    17 min
  • Mattsplaining - Entertainment Technology and Casting

    Matt Storrs explains casting movies has effectively become like Money Ball but for Glen Powell in wet white t-shirts.


    Expert, Jaquan Kelsor (Acthound) explains how the casting process has gone through a metamorphosis in the last two decades.


    How technology has made breaking into the creative arts more welcoming and manageable.


    How to learn who to trust in the acting business, one program at a time.


    Matt explains how to break actors down into the component parts of their most iconic scenes.



    How casting a movie is not unlike adding balsamic vinegar to ice cream or melons.




    Learn More:


    https://acthound.com/

    https://linktr.ee/acthound

    https://instagram.com/acthound


    21 min

About MATTSPLAINING

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Matt Storrs, comedian, storyteller, and recovering know-it-all, talks to experts and explains what he "knows" about their specialty. Then the experts correct him and recommend how he can be less…