MATTSPLAINING

MATTSPLAINING

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MATTSPLAINING episodes

  • Mattsplaining - Dengue Fever

    Matt Storrs explains how scientific progress has stilted in addressing mosquito-based diseases like dengue fever due to the inability to create new drinks with quinine-type additives.


    PhD student in microbiology, Eva (eva_like_foreva), explains that treatments and preventatives are much more complex than Matt understands.


    Matt details the many reasons he dislikes tonic (It tastes like poison, has a strange mouth feel, and has too much sugar for how bad it tastes)


    How Maleria inspired the creation of the dance the merengue.


    How foam parties started with good intentions but are ultimately just a good way to get a rash.


    Learn more:


    https://www.lifelinemusical.com/


    https://www.cdc.gov/dengue/index.html


    https://thispodcastwillkillyou.com/


    24 min
  • Mattsplaining - Sandwiches

    Matt Storrs explains how sandwich culture began in ancient Rome and speaks blasphamy about what should be considered a sandwich.


    Actor, comedian, and expert in the art of sandwiches, Chris Calagero (@RealChrisCal) rates Matt's accuracy as two tomato slices out of five. Chris takes him to task for his multiple blasphemous sandwich takes.


    How have the normal conventions of what "bread" are thrown into the wind?


    How restaurants have deceived customers by adding the "handhelds" section.


    The dangers of a wet sandwich and when getting a little wet is necessary.


    How having a great sandwich can be like taking hallucinogens


    Matt details how he's used Fig Jam to build friendships.


    The proper way to add avocado to a sandwich.


    Plus a shout-out to Chris' favorite sandwich shop in Brooklyn, Defonte's.


    Learn More:

    https://music.apple.com/us/album/husky-boy/1754277881

    19 min
  • Mattsplaining - Paranormal Investigation

    Matt Storrs explains how getting known as a "haunted" location resembles being featured on Guy Fieri's Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.


    Paranormal Investigation expert Dash K (@DashKwiatkowsk // youtube.com/@teamliminal) gives Matt seven or eight ectoplasmic discharges out of 10 for accuracy.


    How ghosts and millennials are more similar than you'd expect.


    Dash explains how people don't even have to die for a place to become haunted.


    How is the culinary worldn't that different from the paranormal world?


    Matt details what we can learn from the documentary "American Horror Story."


    How it's important to be sex-positive, especially in the afterlife.


    Learn More:


    Team Liminal investigation of the Bell Witch Haunting in Tennessee.


    youtube.com/@teamliminal


    https://seedandspark.com/fund/liminalshow#story


    https://linktr.ee/liminaltv

    21 min
  • Mattsplaining - Cancer Nutrition
    Matt Storrs explains how hazelnut Kinder Hippos could be the secret to a good cancer diet.
    Francesca (@francesca_the_dietitian) rates Matt's knowledge of cancer nutrition at 50% of the daily value.
    How to recognize a fad or cult diet.
    How to treat and educate people going thorugh one of the most difficult times of their lives.
    How Matt got scurvy in college.
    Learn More:
    https://www.cookforyourlife.org/
    https://www.oncologynutrition.org/home
    20 min
  • Mattsplaining - Recovery from Drugs and Alcohol
    Matt Storrs explains how Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous helped fuel the POG trend of the 90s.
    In the interest of rigorous honesty, Patrick Holbert (
    @theholbertreport) breaks it to Matt that very little of what he said was accurate.
    How sobriety can create new space for people to find unexpected skills
    Why do humans love to receive circular tokens?
    How to make a living amends to those you wronged but don't think you should see again.
    Why so many bass guitarists are in recovery?
    How to get casinos to honor your sobriety chips
    Learn More:
    To see more of Patrick, check out his website www.patrickholbert.com where he posts videos and blogs from his latest shows and projects. Also give him a follow on Instagram @theholbertreport for updates on the release of his debut album & special coming out in late summer.
    20 min
  • Mattsplaining - Taylor Swift

    Matt Storrs explains how multiple religious texts foresaw the coming of Taylor Swift and how she is not unlike Perseus from Greek Myth.


    Poet and Swiftie expert, Gigi Bella (@gigibellag) gives Matt a gold star for knowing a surprising amount about Taylor's lore.


    The growing occult and druidic influences at Taylor's concerts and how they help unite people.


    Fairy circles build community and freedom of dance.


    How the emotional landscape of Taylor Swift is obviously significant.


    The inherent magic in being in a space with strangers and connecting immediately emotionally and intellectually.


    The communal connection that Taylor taps into in humanism and feminism.


    Plus, how to appreciate your artists honestly and as people.



    Learn More:


    https://www.instagram.com/gigibellag/


    https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/big-feelings


    https://www.gofundme.com/f/get-big-feelings-to-the-edinburgh-fringe-festival


    https://www.tiktok.com/@tessdear

    30 min
  • Mattsplaining - The First Amendment

    In the 100th EPISODE of Mattsplaining, Matt Storrs explains how you should have the freedom of speech to say what you want free from consequences.


    Attorney, and absolutely not your attorney, Reena, lets Matt know he was astonishingly inaccurate considering he went to law school.


    She quickly corrects Matt's misunderstandings and highlights some of the most famous First Amendment cases including "Bong Hits For Jesus."


    Matt makes a shocking revelation about Benjamin Franklin and his yard full of bodies.


    The little-known American right to get the gout and to spread misinformation about the gout.


    How the United States milk lobby helped usher in the Freedom of Speech and the tradition of shouting in the street.


    Matt pulls out an impression that's highly specific to one Constitutional Law class and is shockingly spot on.


    Plus, Matt DOES NOT advocate for taking Margaritaville by force.

    21 min
  • Mattsplaining - Weather

    Matt Storrs explains how we have British secret agents to thank for our weather stability.


    Comedian and weather expert Matt Micheletti explains how governments might not increase temperatures to sell air conditioners.


    How Scottish men contain multitudes and maybe our best chance of survival.


    They discuss the viability of cloud seeding and dropping nuclear weapons inside of hurricanes.


    How virgin sacrifice was the original form of weather control.

    18 min
  • Mattsplaining - Writing

    Matt Storrs explains how all writing is ultimately to serve dinner party conversation.

    Author and musician, Mishka Shubaly (@mishkashubaly), gets comfortable before giving Matt a brief but thorough overview of the writing process.


    Keeping notes of your ideas can be helpful, especially if you only check them after forgetting the context of when you wrote time.


    A Cam Cameo!



    How many modern crime dramas are updates to the Beowulf and Grendel story.


    What a pair of shoes can tell you about your characters.


    Matt comes up with a billion-dollar idea for a puffin salt-bank robber novel.


    Matt reveals his sordid history with toe shoes and Crocs


    Learn more:

    http://www.mishkashubaly.com/

    After receiving an expensive MFA in Fiction from Columbia University, Mishka Shubaly promptly realized he was more interested in playing music in dive bars than writing. He lived out of a Toyota minivan for a year, touring non-stop, and shared the stage with artists like The Strokes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and The Decemberists among others. He’s become a cult favorite, opening nationally for comedy iconoclast Doug Stanhope, penning the soundtrack for The Unbookables documentary, and headlining the Altercation Punk Comedy Tour. Adrian Grenier played drums for a new single and Shubaly’s most recent record “Coward’s Path” has won praise from Johnny Depp and Joe Perry.

    24 min
  • Mattsplaining - Positive (Golf) Mindset
    Matt Storrs explains how arm wrestling competitions are surprisingly similar to getting the right mindset to succeed in golf and life.
    Matt Stilwell (@mattstilwellcoaching) gives Matt a 30-40% accuracy rating and details how a positive mindset can help you in all facets of life including your golf game.
    How using cat and dog training techniques can improve your short game.
    Matt somehow brings up William Howard Taft again and ends up making a good point (though it might not be an accurate point).
    What the documentary film Happy Gilmore can teach us about keeping a positive outlook. Who knows what might be in store in the sequel on Netflix?
    Having the right mindset could have prevented that officer from being dragged trying to stop PGA tour golfer Scottie Scheffler's car.
    Learn More:
    Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/matthew.stilwell.3 LinkedIn - https://www.linkedin.com/in/matt-stilwell-coaching/ Tik Tok - https://www.tiktok.com/@mattstilwellcoachingPositive Golf Mindset Podcast:https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-stilwell-coachingWebsite:www.mattstilwellcoaching.com 
    More from Matt Storrs:
    https://linktr.ee/mtstorrs
    18 min

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Matt Storrs, comedian, storyteller, and recovering know-it-all, talks to experts and explains what he "knows" about their specialty. Then the experts correct him and recommend how he can be less…