MATTSPLAINING

Matt uses the most effective alignment chart: the Brady Bunch. How many people forget about the episodes where Bobby tried to sacrifice his fellow students. Plus, how table top RPGs can be used as therapy and collaborative creativity. Rowan teaches Matt the word "malapropism" and there's a surprising revelation about James Franco.

Matt Storrs explains the funding methods of Phish stage set designs. Comedian and recent Phish convert Max Fine (@maxfine_) notes how Matt might not be as far off as he thinks he is. They delve into the mysterious world of Phish merchandising and the unofficial essential oil business. Have Phish concerts become our only remaining third space? Plus the best method to coordinate your Phish concert-going.

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Matt Storrs reveals the shocking revelation that jalapenos are spicier than habaneros. Comedian and HaHa Hot Sauce founder, Dave Yates (@yatescomedy) lets Matt know that his understanding of spiciness might not be as sound as he thinks. They discuss the hot sauce nibble method to making consistent hot sauce and the secret way that pepper spray is made. The dangers of hot sauce manufacturing and how to best send a frantic email. Plus, alternative methods of merchandising for comedians.

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Matt Storrs explains the one huge thing people overlook in studying for citizenship. Comedian and "resident alien" Karthik Lavangu (@karthiklavangucomic) brings first-hand knowledge and experience to Matt's questionable understanding. The little-known drought of double-jointed Americans and the immigrants that can save us. The various tests for citizenship and how knowing about Senifield can win you points with your evaluator. The unexpected vibe checks within the visa process. How Jerry O'Connell's Pictionary has helped countless people become US citizens. They discuss the quota system and how being from Luxenburg might make getting a visa a lot faster.

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Plus - thanks to Ryan Lawson (@beatblenderstudios) for making the theme music for the show!

Matt Storrs "knows" quite a bit about the real estate market in New York City. Claire Lichtenstein (@clichtenstein) calmly explains that Matt's knowledge might have some gaps in his understanding.

Could there be multi-million dollar apartments in each borough filled with dirt like The New York Earth Room? What might happen with the thousands of apartments sitting empty around the city? How rent-controlled apartments influence the real estate market. Lobbyists in real estate and the ethical dilemmas of lobbying. How brokers make everyone's life more difficult.

Toilets in the kitchen might not be a misguided way for stock brokers to save time in the mornings. Listen to the inner workings of real estate, apartments, and rental listings in NYC.

Plus, the benefits of apartment hunting on a first date.

Matt Storrs regals us with the numerous celebrities that were a part and almost a part of Mortal Kombat in the first episode of MATTSPLAINING season 3. Lifelong Kombatat and Komedian Rob Maebe, respectfully corrects Matt while confirming the surprising connection of Abe Vigoda in the game series. It's amazing what secret characters and moves people have been able to find.

The two discuss Jean Claude Van Damme and NetherRealm Studios' 30-year attempt to bring him into the fold. They also discuss the failed inclusion of Steven Segal and how things may have worked out in a different timeline. How the titan that is Mortal Kombat saved house music. Plus, the secrets of adolescent male bonding.

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Matt Storrs "explains" how accents and dialects help us cope with trauma. Dialect coach Jordan Yanko listens, analyzes, and breaks down Matt's many errors. They discuss how people develop accents and how dialects shape our identity.

Matt notes how foreign accent syndrome heals the brain and body and how dialects can be used for jaw and muscle health.

How Matt "overcame" his fear of needles and DID NOT pass out when he had blood drawn.

Plus, an introduction on how to do the Matt Storrs accent.

Matt Storrs "explains" the surprising connection between military intelligence, board games, hackathons, and Japanese professional wrestling. Krangus Gillespie casts doubt on some of Matt's understanding. What is it like to be in intelligence and to work finding information in Afghanistan.

They discuss how it's not always playing the game but your ability to pay attention to the rules. What military intelligence can help us figure out about finding the next ace in Japanese professional wrestling. The shocking similarities of table top RPGs and military intelligence.

Plus, why mom's make the best interrogators and how military intelligence is like scientology.

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Matt Storrs explains how multiple different alcohols can be used to elevate baking and inhibit gluten production. Adrien Behn (Strangers Abroad Podcast) finds solace in the potential cure for Celiac disease. Adrien discusses what it's like to work as a baker and Matt insists on exposing "Big Apron."

There may even be a few baking trade secrets that absolutely do not violate any NDAs (non-

More about Adrien:

Adrien Behn loves planting herself into thorny conversations. She finds herself most comfortable there.

She was a lost soul and a cliché after college and decided to pack her bags to travel the world. She has since traveled to 30+ countries as a solo female backpacker.

Along the way, Adrien accidentally found a way to unite her degrees in Psychology & Gender Studies with her love of storytelling through podcasting. She has self-produced her first podcast and blog Strangers Abroad. 

Strangers Abroad is a series of conversations that Adrien had with the wonderful and weird people she met while backpacking throughout Latin America for 5 months, overlapped with her personal stories about being a woman who travels alone. She wants to encourage others, across cultures, to connect with themselves and the world through travel and believes that can be done best through storytelling. 

Today, she continues to bounce around the world podcasting, writing, and sharing her stories with live audiences. 

Matt Storrs uncovers the truth about the evil form of Jazz: Zzaj. Danny Doyle (@badcactusaz) explains that jazz is more a musical language, though Zzaj is something to fear. They discuss the importance of having a smooth jazz voice. Matt notes the new wave of jazz instruments including the moonshine jug and the avant-garde jazz performers using washboards and bassoons. Danny gives Matt the most creative accuracy rating to date.

Much like poetry, jazz has the need for special hats. Matt reveals his eclectic music tastes. Plus, how jazz is like anime.

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